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critter · #1 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 09:56 PM

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO, JESUS CHRIST, GO!".

Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of these loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that ment. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled, and told me it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window, and gave him the good luck sign back.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection.

I looked back at them standing there, leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

General Blaze · #2 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 10:24 PM

haha, critter your the man...although when i am driving i tend to be in a hurry and would prolly of followed suit in exiting my vechile to share my love for jesus

s0ad05 · #3 (**permalink**) 10-07-2004, 12:04 PM

thats fucking hilarious

Gilligan · #4 (**permalink**) 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM

haha.

Mr Skinner · #5 (**permalink**) 10-07-2004, 10:15 PM

Man...that was the funniest thing I've heard since Indiana told about the parking tickets

iwannarock69 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 12:37 AM

funny shit dude, peace

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#1 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 09:56 PM
critter Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the land of oz Posts: 2,765	Honk If You Love Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO, JESUS CHRIST, GO!". Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of these loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that ment. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled, and told me it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window, and gave him the good luck sign back. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there, leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away. __________________ smp. smoke more pot

#2 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 10:24 PM
General Blaze poTheaD Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: iLLadeLphia Posts: 2,852	haha, critter your the man...although when i am driving i tend to be in a hurry and would prolly of followed suit in exiting my vechile to share my love for jesus __________________ That’s the view… When your looking through on the inside From the outside, Fuck Broadway Homie got it down the hallway For us buyers, we the real live wire Imagine none of us had priors, We could throw on suits, and corporate empires

#3 (permalink) 10-07-2004, 12:04 PM
s0ad05 Burn One Down Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 859	thats fucking hilarious __________________ Signature removed for violation of the signature rules.

#4 (permalink) 10-07-2004, 04:19 PM
Gilligan Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: GA Posts: 1,813	haha.

#5 (permalink) 10-07-2004, 10:15 PM
Mr Skinner High Society Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,959	rotflmao Man...that was the funniest thing I've heard since Indiana told about the parking tickets __________________ Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs - it leads to carpentry! Denis Leary

#6 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 12:37 AM
iwannarock69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: southern cali Posts: 58	funny shit dude, peace __________________ Pass the dutchie on the left hand side. Late

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