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critter · #1 (**permalink**) 10-05-2004, 09:42 PM

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from
Japan:

The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.

Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank

IceCreamKidd · #2 (**permalink**) 10-06-2004, 12:30 AM

Yes, I love it.

lol

Digit · #3 (**permalink**) 10-07-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by critter

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

I have Linux now.

love the bsod one

iwannarock69 · #4 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 12:36 AM

thats pretty fucking funny, heres on I just made up:
site not working now, try it again later man, wack off to magazine

stoned_soldier · #5 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 12:58 AM

heheh.. how the hell did they translate perfectly into english.. i call bullshit on this but they're funny so meh..

Iversable420 · #6 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 03:24 AM

You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
lol thats a funny one

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#1 (permalink) 10-05-2004, 09:42 PM
critter Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the land of oz Posts: 2,764	Haiku error Messages In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan: The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank __________________ smp. smoke more pot

#2 (permalink) 10-06-2004, 12:30 AM
IceCreamKidd poke smot Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: o0o Posts: 3,189	Yes, I love it. lol __________________ o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

#4 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 12:36 AM
iwannarock69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: southern cali Posts: 58	thats pretty fucking funny, heres on I just made up: site not working now, try it again later man, wack off to magazine __________________ Pass the dutchie on the left hand side. Late

#5 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 12:58 AM
stoned_soldier BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: T..O.. Posts: 3,181	heheh.. how the hell did they translate perfectly into english.. i call bullshit on this but they're funny so meh.. __________________ "And don't criticize what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan "I am what I am." - Popeye http://kristos.150m.com http://www.soundclick.com/preachercreature www.myspace.com/preachercreaturegta www.myspace.com/bonsaiforestry

#6 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 03:24 AM
Iversable420 HiTtHeBoNg Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: FL Posts: 129	You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. lol thats a funny one __________________ "And i wish we really can kick it at home in america like it was all in amsterdam" The Weed Song

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