just one wish

[Luvdabuddah]

>While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a brass lamp
>and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the lamp and with a
>smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
>
> "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
>don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
>
>The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
>returned to that lamp forever."
>
>Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman,
>and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed
>in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
>
>The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
>
> The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
>Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
>
> His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
>
>God Is Good.......
Toke on

[IceCreamKidd]

Sigh... So there is a god. LOL. ..