unOFFICIAL: Funniest Prank You've Ever Pulled?**MUST READ**

[5280HighChick]

my friend filled his roommate's room with literally hundreds of pink balloons, and rigged ping pong balls with pins to fall out of a shoe box when he opened the door.
he hadn't been home in two months, as he had been working in australia. he got him good. hahahha.


...edit:
and by austrailia i mean alaska...

[Florida420bud]

hahahaha thats hilarious, reminds me of

YouTube - balloon bowl

this thread is starting to pick up finally haha

[tool]

YouTube - The good ol' cement ball prank!

[letstoke :]]

BUMP! LOVE THIS THREAD!
tell my stories later

[Florida420bud]

haha glad you like it. i thought people would get a kick out of this and ive always wanted to start a official/unofficial thread

[weedski]

Originally Posted by GTea

Seriously lol but shit that was some great revenge

That's fucking hilarious. "Did I mention that I buttered the floor?"

[nhpiff]

Originally Posted by kid kush

i was at a mall and someone asked me if i had the time. i said no, but had a watch on. o man it was great. another time i rang a doorbell then ran away to hide in a bush. i know, i was CRAZY as a kid, such a badass. another time i tapped someone on the back of their left shoulder then walked in front of them by going around them to the right. it was awesome. also i told someone they had something on their shirt and pointed to where the spot would be. when they looked down i politely hit them in the face. so far its a helluva good prank, but hilarity really ensued when they woke up in a tub of ice with no kidneys. man, it was the best!

hahaha

[NYC Diesel]

Ah I've got one story. One friday night me and a couple friends were riding around on bikes, hitting golf balls at houses with tennis rackets (this was in middle school). But after about 5 mins we ran out of golf balls and went to the local golf course to try and get some more. So we climbed through the hole in the fence, and followed the woodsy side to find some golf balls (after drawing giant penises in the sand pits, of course). All of a sudden we see a golf cart hauling ass towards us and we all bolted through the woods and climbed under the fence (it had barbed wire) into someones backyard and got away. Then feeling the adrenaline we decided to go back in through the other side of the golf course, and once again began looking for balls. This time the golfcart didnt chase us, they just shouted they would call the cops if we came back again.
Well what the fuck did you think we were gonna do, of course we went back again! So this last trip we go all out and about are about 1/2 a mile into this golf course when we see some sheds. We searched them but found nothing. So we kept making our way to the center where there were these woods. All of a sudden we see a man playing golf who jumps into his golf cart and comes at us as fast as the damn thing could go. So our immediate reaction is "FUUUUCK RUNN!!" Out of no where 3 other golf carts come into view and were just shitting ourselves running for our dear lives. They were all shotuing things like "You're fucking dead kid!" and "Stop or we'll arrest you!" But who would actually stop for a drunk man with anger problems and a speeding golf cart. Me and 2 of my friends ran straight for the barbed wire fence, hop it somehow (was about 6 ft. tall) and about to puke after sprinting that half mile, we jog another block until we were in the clear. Our two dumber friends cut across the field to go for the hole in the fence, and they get JUMPED! 30 minutes later we get a phone call from them telling us that they got decked by the angry drunk man.

Long story short, it was dangerous, hilarious, and retarded; AKA a recipe for good times

[Florida420bud]

i got alot of stories like this haha because i live on one, but when i was younger i got chased by a drunk guy with long hair and a 9 iron

[kagaos]

Haha these are pretty good. Especially the buttered floor one...GENIUS!

I have a prank:
So me and my two friends were bored one friday night and decided we would go prank someone at the bar.
My friend had the insane idea to take a shit in a bag and smear it on some guys (big ass) truck door handle.
So we did, and it was dark out and the parking lot didn't have any lights (it wasn't really a parking really, just a dirt patch behind the bar). We go and hide behind some bushes near the parking lot and wait for the guy. like 20 minutes later people start coming out and out comes our guy. He goes to the truck touches the handle and opens the door, gets is about to get in the truck when he takes his hand off the handle and says in an angry, drunk voice, "WHAT THE HELL!?" He really starts freaking out and is almost puking. "You stupid little fuckers, what the FUCK! I'm calling the police, you better hope they get to you before I do you fucking shit heads!"
At that point we book it and head back to my friends house. My story probably doesn't give this justice, it was freakin hilarious!

EDIT:
Here's another:
I didn't do this one, it was my friend. Anyways he was at school taking a crap, just minding his own business. Then he noticed through the cracks of the stall that a little (probably 1st grade) kid came into the bathroom to take a wiz and he didn't notice my friend in there. He was whistling and carrying on (with his pants all the way down as most young kids do lol). At this point my friend starts grunting and then the kid notices and says, "Are you OK?" My friend shouted, "NO! HELP! GO! QUICK GET HELP! GET OUT OF HERE NOW! GET HELP!!!" The kid runs out with his pants down yelling "HELP!" all the way down the hall...
Pretty hilarious

[Balance]

this one is pretty simple, but i got a kick out of it.

today i stopped at my job to smoke with some coworkers. we were in the kitchen hitting bowls (i work at an indoor minigolf place, and it's dead on weekdays). there were three of us, and one of them walked outside to check if there were any customers. while he was gone we filled a cup with water and put it on top of the door. when he came back he opened the door and the water spilled all over him. this was hilarious, considering we were all pretty high

[k2rigs]

I've got a few good ones. I work at a Custom Car Shop. We do wheels, custom stereos, detail cars, body kits, lift trucks... all kinds of cool shit. So we employ some pretty off the wall people. Our boss is a big prankster. One day we had his Hummer H2 in the shop putting a cd player in it. We filled his vents with confetti and when he was going home with his daughter he turned the dash vents on and it was like big flippin party in the Hummer and that stuff was everywhere!

Ive got tons more.....

We put coffee creamer in a ziploc bag and put it on his desk and put a razor blade and made it look like some lines were on his desk... he swore someone was snorting up in his office on his desk!

Then this one just happened the other day.

Im a sales man and my best friend is too. His computer has a slide out tray and his key board is plugged in via usb. I unplugged his keyboard right before he came in the store to try and sell some wheels to a kid. Not to mention if you pull his tray out to far it falls on the floor and all of his stuff falls with it. (im laughing trying to type this) So he goes to type... he cant figure out why its not working and pulls his tray out to far just as planned and it all falls on the floor and the customer laughs. hes pissed by now. He puts it all back together and trys again and slams his finger on the keyboards power button causing it to all fall AGAIN! he kicks the keyboard across the floor and yells (What the fuck man?! Seriously! This is rediculous! I left the room laughing my ass off and came back to my trash can emptied all over my desk and hand sanitizer sprayed all over my desk. but it was a good one!

I'll type more later!

[nhpiff]

Originally Posted by PAKaBOWL

you know those little glass stink bombs you used to get off the ice cream man? threw a few of those into the air ducts in high school. spent the next two days having class on the baseball bleachers

you know whats better? moldy cheese over all the heating grates you can find in the school

[KittensOnPCP]

A great prank for people you live with, or if you're in someone else's house...
Get Ora-gel (Don't know if I spelled that right, the stuff that you use to numb your teeth/gums), and someone elses toothpaste. Pour/squeeze the Ora-gel into their toothpaste and wait for it
I did that to my mom and she flipped the fuck out, she came downstairs yelling "I can't feel my mouth", as she was drooling all over the place!

lol and BTW - butter on the floor was fucking hilarious.

[Bluntman00]

One time i took my brothers deodorant (it was one of the solid white sticks) and i cut the top off, took a big slab of cream cheese and molded it on the top of it to look like it was a normal stick, it looked so perfect. He ended up with the nastiest cheesiest pitts ive ever seen. (i got it from some old show i forget the name)

Another time me and my friend were both shitfaced (we were like 16) and we walked a few neighborhoods down to where this guy had a really nice expensive mailbox, we fuckin pulled the mailbox out of the ground, pulled his neighbors mailbox out of the ground and switched them around. We proceeded to do this to like every mailbox on the street so everyones mailboxes were switched with their neighbors. It was like 3 in the morning so everyone was still asleep, it was fucking perfect haha.