moral of the story

[Luvdabuddah]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day the kids came
back and one by one began to tell their stories.


"Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a
pilot in the Iraq war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife.



She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then she killed the last
one with her bare hands."



"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
daddy teach you from that horrible story?"













"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
toke on

[Luvdabuddah]

>> >Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game This is a detective story so pay
>close
>> > > >attention!!!
>> > > >
>> > > >Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball
>> >game.
>> > > >They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game
is
>> >real
>> > > >exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack
>> >Daniel's
>> > > >with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone
and
>> >the
>> > > >game has a lot of innings to go.
>> > > >
>> > > >Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many
players
>> >are
>> > > >on base? Think!
>> > > >.
>> > > >.
>> > > >Think some more!!
>> > > >.
>> > > >.
>> > > >.
>> > > >You're gonna love it......
>> > > >





















>> > > >Answer:


It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded.........
>> >
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