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Old 11-06-2009, 01:37 AM
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

I would go to the store and spend 4.99 on a box of them!
 
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:01 AM
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd strap down all the members of Congress, naked, with the airconditioning on, and make them watch "The Matrix Revolutions" over and over and over.

DAMN those fuckers are tasty
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

I would get stoned, and smoke every 45 min or so (so I stay stoned). then I would lead a presidential campaign (ridiculously high the whole time, like for months on end), get elected to office, legalize marijuana and immediately resign as president and eat my klondike bar (and probably have another joint).
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:15 AM
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

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I think the real question we should be asking ourselves is this: "What WOULDN'T I do for a Klondike bar?"

i wouldnt drink a waterbottle full of cum for a klondike bar.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:30 AM
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i wouldnt drink a waterbottle full of cum for a klondike bar.
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Old 11-06-2009, 07:43 AM
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your right, we all know that every one of us would be inclined to chug that shit. if a klondike bar was offered in return
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:02 AM
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your right, we all know that every one of us would be inclined to chug that shit. if a klondike bar was offered in return
Honestly, though...I'd consider it...but that klondike better be pretty fucking good.
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Old 11-08-2009, 10:06 AM
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I would get a job as a server at an Olive Garden and then when someone ordered spaghetti I would slather marinara on my balls and serve them the dish and stand and make small talk until they stabbed my balls with their fork.

I'd then slap them with a white glove on and exclaim 'Well I never' and storm off into my waiting 66' camaro outside.
dont you mean 67 camaro?they didnt make camaros in 66
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i would pay for it
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take like 2 bucks outta my pocket
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:52 AM
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

i would knife fight a grizzly bear and a one eyed guy in a wheelchair at the same time.and not just any bear, a crazy ass russian bear trained by Steven Seagal.Then i would fight Steven Seagal for that Klondike'y goodness
 
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

I would ride a boat all the way across the USA, with my friendly crew of bears while watching reefer madness on repeat.
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I would ride a boat all the way across the USA, with my friendly crew of bears while watching reefer madness on repeat.
the bears would eventually get smart and kill you before the devil drug poisoned your mind and sent you into a madness filled piano-playing massacre lol
 
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Re: what would you do for a klondike bar?

I'd kill an orphan for a Klondike bar.
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I'd smoke buds for one
 
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