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07-31-2004, 01:04 AM
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ARGH!!!!
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Science jokes
1- Entropy eh... ain't what it used to be.
2- Neutron is walking down a hot road when he comes to a drinking establishment. He is hot as fuck so he stops in for a drink. On being given the drink he downs it. Fully refreshed he asks the barman how much it cost. "For you, sir.... No charge." 3- Two atoms walking down a street. One says to the other "Shit I've lost an electron." "You sure?" comes the reply "I'm positive!!" 4- (This one isn't a joke but it still makes me laugh) "Physics is like sex. Sure it's productive but that's not why we do it."- Richard Fynman 5- Old Chemists never die- they just reach equilibrium. 6- This one's maths but... Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil.
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lol those werent funny... maybe if i had glasses with just slighter thinker glass...
...oh, well... i still laughed at the last one, hah...
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08-05-2004, 06:20 AM
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i liked 3 5 and 6
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08-17-2004, 09:43 PM
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why didnt i get any of those?????
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08-17-2004, 10:13 PM
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lol
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09-22-2004, 09:06 PM
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BOOGA BOOGA!! jaywalker
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6 is so dirty.. lol..
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09-23-2004, 04:56 PM
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I only wish I were taking a science course so I could share em....
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09-24-2004, 04:08 AM
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Hiesenburg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over
"Sir do you know how fast you were going" "No but I know Exactly where I was" What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a goat? You can't because they're both scalers. There are 10 kinds of people in this worls, those that know binary and those that don't |
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