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sensimil · #1 (**permalink**) 07-21-2004, 07:22 AM

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country

heh!

Sad Panda · #2 (**permalink**) 07-21-2004, 07:39 AM

^^^^

crestonchic08 · #3 (**permalink**) 07-22-2004, 07:57 PM

okay...wow

Mr Skinner · #4 (**permalink**) 07-22-2004, 08:09 PM

haha good one

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#1 (permalink) 07-21-2004, 07:22 AM
sensimil Visit the World! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 2,914 miles from the jersey shore Posts: 7,109	How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb, one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country heh! __________________ Never walked so tall<br>until that moment when<br>fate and circumstance collide<br>

#2 (permalink) 07-21-2004, 07:39 AM
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