Women over 30! Not so much funny as it is true!!!

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #1 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:00 PM

Editorial by Andy Rooney of CBS:

60 minutes Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often
ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.
Andy Rooney

Mr Skinner · #2 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:04 PM

Yes....I knew it!!!!

Gonna turn 30 in August. Gonna find me a woman my age. Thanks...

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #3 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:12 PM

Anything for you, Mr. Skinner!!!

...and remember, it's over 30. Those that are still 30 don't fit the profile, yet!

Mr Skinner · #4 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:20 PM

Haha. Yup but you must calculate the courting, getting to know each other, dating...when we're ready, she's gonna be over 30...

I'm too old to rush into things now

Bud Head · #5 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:22 PM

looks true to me...

They also don't mind at all to tell you to fuck off either..

They are also extremely dangerous at that age..
One minute they are lovey dovey and the next you end up in the hospital!

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #6 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bud Head
looks true to me...

They also don't mind at all to tell you to fuck off either..

They are also extremely dangerous at that age..
One minute they are lovey dovey and the next you end up in the hospital!

Fuck off, Bud Head! You don't know what the hell you're talking about........I haven't put anyone in the hospital!!! I bury them in the back yard!

That was a friendly fuck off that was approved by me.

Bud Head · #7 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:38 PM

In the back yard eh?

LMAO...

I guess you fit the page to a T.

I know to be carefull when i'm around you!

Fuck off to you as well... Friendly as well!

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #8 (**permalink**) 07-18-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bud Head
In the back yard eh?

LMAO...

I guess you fit the page to a T.

I know to be carefull when i'm around you!

Fuck off to you as well... Friendly as well!

Well.....not my back yard, of course.

Bud Head · #9 (**permalink**) 07-19-2004, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reform MaryJane Laws
Well.....not my back yard, of course.

Those of neighbors is an excellent idea...

Even in the haze of the smokies would be the idea spot.. Alot of miles never traveled!

cowboysaxman · #10 (**permalink**) 07-19-2004, 11:24 PM

I have to be extra careful..............We live so close to the swamps that PoohGator don't need no stinkin' shovel, LOL

Things seldom return from neath the cypress trees and black water!!

Bud Head · #11 (**permalink**) 07-20-2004, 04:54 AM

LOL cowboy... Pooh Gator will feed your ass to the gators down in the swamp...

There is no telling where I might end up...

daiseyduked · #12 (**permalink**) 07-20-2004, 05:07 AM

luved it! i love bein over 30

crestonchic08 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-22-2004, 09:13 PM

i cant wait to be over 30 so i can kill people!!

lavenderwinter0 · #14 (**permalink**) 08-02-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Skinner

Haha. Yup but you must calculate the courting, getting to know each other, dating...when we're ready, she's gonna be over 30...

I'm too old to rush into things now

Not true a woman over 30 can careless if you respect her in the morning, she got hers AND her skin is glowing...

Retroshark · #15 (**permalink**) 08-02-2007, 07:37 PM

i dont care how old they are, once i find a girl whos smart and has her head out of the clouds, ill marry her.

until then, screw teenage and young women.

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#1 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:00 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 21,683 Blog Entries: 8	Women over 30! Not so much funny as it is true!!! Editorial by Andy Rooney of CBS: 60 minutes Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. Andy Rooney

#2 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:04 PM
Mr Skinner High Society Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,940	Yes....I knew it!!!! Gonna turn 30 in August. Gonna find me a woman my age. Thanks... __________________ Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs - it leads to carpentry! Denis Leary

#3 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:12 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 21,683 Blog Entries: 8	Anything for you, Mr. Skinner!!! ...and remember, it's over 30. Those that are still 30 don't fit the profile, yet!

#4 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:20 PM
Mr Skinner High Society Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,940	Haha. Yup but you must calculate the courting, getting to know each other, dating...when we're ready, she's gonna be over 30... I'm too old to rush into things now __________________ Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs - it leads to carpentry! Denis Leary

#5 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:22 PM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	looks true to me... They also don't mind at all to tell you to fuck off either.. They are also extremely dangerous at that age.. One minute they are lovey dovey and the next you end up in the hospital! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#7 (permalink) 07-18-2004, 04:38 PM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	In the back yard eh? LMAO... I guess you fit the page to a T. I know to be carefull when i'm around you! Fuck off to you as well... Friendly as well! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#10 (permalink) 07-19-2004, 11:24 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,811	LMAO!! @ U 2!! I have to be extra careful..............We live so close to the swamps that PoohGator don't need no stinkin' shovel, LOL Things seldom return from neath the cypress trees and black water!! __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking Never go anywhere in the Galaxy without a towel! Never make a lover a priority, when you are only an option! O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#11 (permalink) 07-20-2004, 04:54 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	LOL cowboy... Pooh Gator will feed your ass to the gators down in the swamp... There is no telling where I might end up... __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#12 (permalink) 07-20-2004, 05:07 AM
daiseyduked *potpixie* Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canadian Superstar Stoner Posts: 1,915	luved it! i love bein over 30 __________________ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mystical,it is the power of true art and science - Albert Einstein Peace will come when each of us goes within,and realizes that we are all equal aspects of God;then we can all sit together in harmony - A Spiritual Warrior

#13 (permalink) 07-22-2004, 09:13 PM
crestonchic08 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: in my mind...ooh, and indiana Posts: 479	i cant wait to be over 30 so i can kill people!! __________________ "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but yourself can free your mind..." -Bob Marley WHICH BUD IS FOR YOU?

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