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TheHempress · #1 (**permalink**) 05-23-2004, 10:02 PM

I read this on a Mother In Law Forum...I've been reading a lot of those lately, they're very funny. Someone posted this joke:

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy
says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #2 (**permalink**) 05-23-2004, 10:08 PM

That's bad, Hempress!!! LOL!

So....how do you dig that future mother-in-law of yours???? LMAO!!!!

TheHempress · #3 (**permalink**) 05-23-2004, 10:10 PM

Actually, my future mother in law and my future step-mother in law are very nice. I just like reading the stories, LOL. Some of them are horrifying!

ReformMaryJaneLaws · #4 (**permalink**) 05-23-2004, 10:13 PM

Aren't you the lucky girl??? I'm happy for you.

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#1 (permalink) 05-23-2004, 10:02 PM
TheHempress I am a queen, understand? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: PA supermod Posts: 10,173 Blog Entries: 2	Holy Land I read this on a Mother In Law Forum...I've been reading a lot of those lately, they're very funny. Someone posted this joke: A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________ And I've got your pawns and your bishops and castles all inside the palm of my hand.

#2 (permalink) 05-23-2004, 10:08 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,500	That's bad, Hempress!!! LOL! So....how do you dig that future mother-in-law of yours???? LMAO!!!! __________________ RMJL GC Rules

#3 (permalink) 05-23-2004, 10:10 PM
TheHempress I am a queen, understand? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: PA supermod Posts: 10,173 Blog Entries: 2	Actually, my future mother in law and my future step-mother in law are very nice. I just like reading the stories, LOL. Some of them are horrifying! __________________ And I've got your pawns and your bishops and castles all inside the palm of my hand.

#4 (permalink) 05-23-2004, 10:13 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 16,500	Aren't you the lucky girl??? I'm happy for you. __________________ RMJL GC Rules

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