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daiseyduked · #1 (**permalink**) 05-19-2004, 11:06 PM

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American ! has a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to America."

hehehehe

smoke_the_dank · #2 (**permalink**) 05-19-2004, 11:41 PM

Thats it, Im moving to canada! Awesome joke daisey.

Bud Head · #3 (**permalink**) 05-20-2004, 03:35 AM

Good one!!!

IndianaToker · #4 (**permalink**) 05-20-2004, 03:41 AM

LOL, that's definitely a keeper!

IceCreamKidd · #5 (**permalink**) 05-20-2004, 03:52 PM

lol, i love a good canada joke.

~wait, its not true right.

stevebruser424 · #6 (**permalink**) 05-23-2004, 05:59 AM

i hope for canadas sake that isnt true

Mustard · #7 (**permalink**) 06-04-2004, 11:18 AM

I was half expecting Canadian Bacon to be mentioned.

Dirt King · #8 (**permalink**) 06-04-2004, 01:02 PM

Glad I'm not one for bubble gum... lol

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#1 (permalink) 05-19-2004, 11:06 PM
daiseyduked *potpixie* Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canadian Superstar Stoner Posts: 1,989	canadian/american joke A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American ! has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America." hehehehe __________________ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mystical,it is the power of true art and science - Albert Einstein Peace will come when each of us goes within,and realizes that we are all equal aspects of God;then we can all sit together in harmony - A Spiritual Warrior

#2 (permalink) 05-19-2004, 11:41 PM
smoke_the_dank Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 106 whistlers ln, 97443, Oregon Posts: 1,656	Thats it, Im moving to canada! Awesome joke daisey.

#3 (permalink) 05-20-2004, 03:35 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	Good one!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#4 (permalink) 05-20-2004, 03:41 AM
IndianaToker Indy :Administrator: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,049	LOL, that's definitely a keeper!

#5 (permalink) 05-20-2004, 03:52 PM
IceCreamKidd poke smot Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: o0o Posts: 3,189	lol, i love a good canada joke. ~wait, its not true right. __________________ o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

#6 (permalink) 05-23-2004, 05:59 AM
stevebruser424 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 60	ok i hope for canadas sake that isnt true __________________ never tell anyone about your plants it never works out

#7 (permalink) 06-04-2004, 11:18 AM
Mustard Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,522	I was half expecting Canadian Bacon to be mentioned.

#8 (permalink) 06-04-2004, 01:02 PM
Dirt King Who Flung Poo? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Slutton, where there are sluts. Posts: 637	Glad I'm not one for bubble gum... lol __________________ <A HREF="URL" onMouseOver="window.status='...Im a walking drug, go ahead, lick my brain...'; return true" <P><IMG SRC="http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/52611homerheadache.gif"></A>

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