Philosophy of sex - quotes

Blix · #1 (**permalink**) 05-09-2004, 11:32 PM

Philosophy of sex - quotes

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
* Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night."
* Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is
the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
* Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation
at the taxidermist."
* Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."
* Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.!
The other eight are unimportant."
* George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter
what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
* Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how
bad it is."
* Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady-and you didn't
think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
* Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful."
* Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
* Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines,
because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody
naked."
* Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a
woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

three_x · #2 (**permalink**) 05-13-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a
place."
* Billy Crystal

haha... haha

Dirt King · #3 (**permalink**) 05-19-2004, 06:40 AM

lmao, good stuff

That's defiantely Jacks humor...

haha, only enough blood to run one....lol

IceCreamKidd · #4 (**permalink**) 05-19-2004, 04:57 PM

funny stuff. keep em commin

stoned_soldier · #5 (**permalink**) 09-14-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceCreamKidd

funny stuff. keep em commin

yes, keep them cumming..

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#1 (permalink) 05-09-2004, 11:32 PM
Blix Three Strange Days Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: My own head Posts: 3,916	Philosophy of sex - quotes Philosophy of sex - quotes "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." * Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." * Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.! The other eight are unimportant." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady-and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." * Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." * Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." * Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." * Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" * Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." * Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." * Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." * Robin Williams __________________ The RIAA and MPAA lawsuits are nothing more than an attempt by old men to hang on to antiquated business models at any cost. In my opinion, the single best thing you can do with your computer is to "steal" everything you can. The sooner we drag these assholes into the twenty first century, the better.

#3 (permalink) 05-19-2004, 06:40 AM
Dirt King Who Flung Poo? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Slutton, where there are sluts. Posts: 638	lmao, good stuff That's defiantely Jacks humor... haha, only enough blood to run one....lol __________________ <A HREF="URL" onMouseOver="window.status='...Im a walking drug, go ahead, lick my brain...'; return true" <P><IMG SRC="http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/52611homerheadache.gif"></A>

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IceCreamKidd poke smot Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: o0o Posts: 3,313	funny stuff. keep em commin __________________ o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

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