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ReformMaryJaneLaws · #1 (**permalink**) 02-13-2004, 08:15 PM

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife asks,
"Where the hell have you been?" He replies,” I was out
getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "what kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her
head in disdain. "why on earth would an accountant get a
hundred dollar bill on his penis?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.
"Two, once in a while, I like to play with money.
"Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

Bud Head · #2 (**permalink**) 02-14-2004, 02:11 AM

LMAO good one !

Mr Skinner · #3 (**permalink**) 02-20-2004, 10:00 PM

tummyache tommorrow

that was a good one

sensimil · #4 (**permalink**) 02-21-2004, 08:41 PM

LOL! good one!

Hobbes · #5 (**permalink**) 02-21-2004, 08:45 PM

wow hehe

mini_toker · #6 (**permalink**) 02-23-2004, 02:12 AM

hahahahhahahhaah thats so funny

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#1 (permalink) 02-13-2004, 08:15 PM
ReformMaryJaneLaws RMJL-Forum Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 17,063	An Accountant and His Tattoo An accountant gets home late one night and his wife asks, "Where the hell have you been?" He replies,” I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "what kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with money. "Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

#2 (permalink) 02-14-2004, 02:11 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	LMAO good one ! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#3 (permalink) 02-20-2004, 10:00 PM
Mr Skinner High Society Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,959	omg tummyache tommorrow that was a good one __________________ Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs - it leads to carpentry! Denis Leary

#4 (permalink) 02-21-2004, 08:41 PM
sensimil Visit the World! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 2,914 miles from the jersey shore Posts: 7,109	LOL! good one! __________________ Never walked so tall<br>until that moment when<br>fate and circumstance collide<br>

#5 (permalink) 02-21-2004, 08:45 PM
Hobbes soul smoka, supa toka Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 355	wow hehe

#6 (permalink) 02-23-2004, 02:12 AM
mini_toker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 334	hahahahhahahhaah thats so funny __________________ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................ya u do that.......

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