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critter 11 · #1 (**permalink**) 11-10-2003, 09:18 AM

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch ,asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar.He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?

IndianaToker · #2 (**permalink**) 11-10-2003, 01:39 PM

Lol, I've had a few nights similar to that in my time friend.

Bud Head · #3 (**permalink**) 11-11-2003, 12:24 AM

Hahaha lol

I've been there done that a time or two!!!

chill out · #4 (**permalink**) 11-12-2003, 12:53 AM

aaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhahah

LMFAO

sensimil · #5 (**permalink**) 11-13-2003, 01:29 AM

lol..

Pot Geek · #6 (**permalink**) 11-13-2003, 05:00 AM

Hehehe! ROFL

I laughed for like 2 minutes. Then I read it again, and laughed some more.

stonie jo · #7 (**permalink**) 03-21-2006, 02:30 PM

*pop*

boredjim8 · #8 (**permalink**) 03-22-2006, 01:24 AM

hahastill laughin
great punchline

GreenLantern420 · #9 (**permalink**) 03-22-2006, 01:26 AM

hahaha

Ferris2000 · #10 (**permalink**) 03-22-2006, 10:22 PM

hahahaha good 1 lol

Hashman420 · #11 (**permalink**) 03-24-2006, 04:42 AM

lol. thats pretty funny

naughtyneighbor · #12 (**permalink**) 03-25-2006, 03:13 AM

Hahahaha...I was like..."why does he keep coming back?"

tyedyedeyes · #13 (**permalink**) 03-28-2006, 04:22 AM

Haha! That was great!

Thanks for the laugh.

~Kate

KeepSmokinReefa · #14 (**permalink**) 04-02-2006, 06:07 AM

Hahaha, Thats great.

Been there, Done that.

dealer#420 · #15 (**permalink**) 04-02-2006, 06:47 AM

haha thats pretty funny

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#1 (permalink) 11-10-2003, 09:18 AM
critter 11 always stoned & drunk Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: critters port bottle Posts: 268	How Many Bars A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch ,asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar.He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at? __________________ roflmao

#2 (permalink) 11-10-2003, 01:39 PM
IndianaToker Indy :Administrator: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,049	Lol, I've had a few nights similar to that in my time friend.

#3 (permalink) 11-11-2003, 12:24 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	Hahaha lol I've been there done that a time or two!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

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#5 (permalink) 11-13-2003, 01:29 AM
sensimil Visit the World! Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 2,914 miles from the jersey shore Posts: 7,109	lol.. __________________ Never walked so tall<br>until that moment when<br>fate and circumstance collide<br>

#6 (permalink) 11-13-2003, 05:00 AM
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#7 (permalink) 03-21-2006, 02:30 PM
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#8 (permalink) 03-22-2006, 01:24 AM
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#14 (permalink) 04-02-2006, 06:07 AM
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#11 (permalink) 03-24-2006, 04:42 AM
Hashman420 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 3	lol. thats pretty funny

#12 (permalink) 03-25-2006, 03:13 AM
naughtyneighbor I said no but I wanted it Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,825	Hahahaha...I was like..."why does he keep coming back?"

#13 (permalink) 03-28-2006, 04:22 AM
tyedyedeyes Pearly Sweetcake Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sunny San Rafael Posts: 214	Haha! That was great! Thanks for the laugh. ~Kate __________________ "If you smile at me I will understand, 'cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language..."