Bush and the Queen

[chill out]

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President
Bush strides to a warm and dignified handshake
from the Queen.

They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London
where they board a magnificent 17th century carriage
hitched to 6 magnificent white horses.

They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands
of cheering Britons.

All is going well, when suddenly the right rear horse lets fly
with one of the most horrendous, earth-shattering farts
ever heard in the British Empire and the smell was excruciating.



Both dignitaries had to use handkerchiefs over their nose.

The fart shook the coach but both did their best
to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns regally to President Bush and says,
"Mr. President please accept my most sincere regrets,
I am sure you understand there are some things
that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, always TRYING to be "presidential", replies.
"Your Majesty do not give the matter another thought,
if you had not mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."

[AmsterdamdreamN]

Good one! LMAO