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Old 09-25-2003, 01:01 AM
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Talking lets see if u all get this one
one day a married couple were about to have a baby so they went to the hospital and the doctor said that he had made a new machine that will transfer the labor pain at certain percentage to the father of the baby so the husband said well if it'll help my wife so as she was haveing the baby the doctor put the machine at ten percent and asked the husband how he was felling he said he was felling just fine so the doc turned it up a knoch and the husmand was the same so he gave the machine 50percent and the husband still didnt fell any pain so then the husband said well if it'll help my wife give me all the pain so he did and then they had the baby free of any labor pain and went home as they arrived they saw the mail man dead on the door step
 
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Old 09-25-2003, 02:34 AM
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what's to get? he's not the father , ahhh right, he's not the father...

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Old 09-25-2003, 07:16 AM
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Hahaha...good one
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Old 09-26-2003, 02:52 AM
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The mailman was the father
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Old 09-26-2003, 05:34 AM
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I still don't get it...
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after reading that the first time i thought it wasnt possable to laugh any harder (it was built upont hte foundations of lafta from da joke) but then you come back and say it a second time... AAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!. funy guy.
 
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that reminds me of a joke.....
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Old 09-28-2003, 07:44 PM
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LOL... you guys are funny... Obliviot, Bongish, Zondude, mslegally blonde: the Original Grassters.. heh
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