A man and his alligator

[DJ LBP]

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash and a 2x4 (like Hacksaw Jim Duggan). As everyone looks at him, he proclaims, "I'll bet anyone in here 200 bucks that I can stick my dick in this alligator's mouth, and he won't harm me a bit!"

A few of the people sitting at the bar pooled their money together, and so the man petted the alligator's head, and the gator opened his jaws up. The man unzipped his fly, and placed his business in the alligator's mouth. The alligator lowered its mouth shut.

After a minute or so, the man whacks the gator over the head with the 2x4. The alligator opens its mouth, and the man removes himself and proves that no harm has been done to his junk. After receiving the money, the man asked if anyone else wanted to take him up on the offer.

A woman in the corner of the bar screams, "I will, as long as you promise not to hit me with that stick!"

[chill out]

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