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20aGram · #1 (**permalink**) 09-07-2003, 05:09 AM

A Woman, After Being Married To Her Husband For Some Time, Has Noticed That His Lack Of Interest In The Bedroom Just Might Be HER Fault. As A Result, She Has Become Increasingly Insecure About The Size Of Her Vagina ..

Deciding To Get To The Bottom Of This Before Her Husband Got Home From Work .. She Strips Down And Stands In Front Of The Large Mirror Hanging On Her Bedroom Wall ..

Noticing She Cant Get The Right Angle To Properly "Assess The Situation" .. She Unhinges The Mirror, Puts It On The Floor, And Stands Over It, Legs Spread, In All Vaginal Glory ..

Suddenly Her Husband Walks In The Room Tired From The Days Work To Find His Wife Standing Completely Naked In The Room .. Caught Off Guard .. She Starts Wildly Flailing Her Arms Around In The Air ...

"Honey, What Are You Doing .. ?" Her Hubby Asks Lovingly.

"Oh, Just Some Exercising! You Know, These Love Handles .." She Replies.

"Naked?" He Rightfully Asks Her.

About To Reply .. He Interrupts Her, Not Thinking Too Much Of It ..

"No Matter, Sweetie. Just Be Careful You Dont Fall Through That Huge Hole In The Floor" ..

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Gri77oN · #2 (**permalink**) 09-07-2003, 06:53 PM

i quite wonder too.... ?

gravy · #3 (**permalink**) 09-08-2003, 03:01 AM

thats soooooo ewwwwww....lol

chill out · #4 (**permalink**) 09-08-2003, 06:32 AM

lmao
poor woman
he just assured her insecurity

.........

it was still funny as hell tho

20aGram · #5 (**permalink**) 09-11-2003, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zonedude
I was wondering... my brother does the same thing you do and I was wondering where you got it from... why do you capitalize the first letter of every word?

iurno .. i dont do it all the time .. usually when im posting up a new thread. Dunno why .. glad u enjoyed the joke tho!

^bump

sensimil · #6 (**permalink**) 09-11-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zonedude
LOL! It took a second reading to get it... but that was pretty funny!

I was wondering... my brother does the same thing you do and I was wondering where you got it from... why do you capitalize the first letter of every word?

lol what he said

GRiM420 · #7 (**permalink**) 09-13-2003, 08:35 PM

ha ha thats fucked up.

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#1 (permalink) 09-07-2003, 05:09 AM
20aGram Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 8	Be Careful .. A Woman, After Being Married To Her Husband For Some Time, Has Noticed That His Lack Of Interest In The Bedroom Just Might Be HER Fault. As A Result, She Has Become Increasingly Insecure About The Size Of Her Vagina .. Deciding To Get To The Bottom Of This Before Her Husband Got Home From Work .. She Strips Down And Stands In Front Of The Large Mirror Hanging On Her Bedroom Wall .. Noticing She Cant Get The Right Angle To Properly "Assess The Situation" .. She Unhinges The Mirror, Puts It On The Floor, And Stands Over It, Legs Spread, In All Vaginal Glory .. Suddenly Her Husband Walks In The Room Tired From The Days Work To Find His Wife Standing Completely Naked In The Room .. Caught Off Guard .. She Starts Wildly Flailing Her Arms Around In The Air ... "Honey, What Are You Doing .. ?" Her Hubby Asks Lovingly. "Oh, Just Some Exercising! You Know, These Love Handles .." She Replies. "Naked?" He Rightfully Asks Her. About To Reply .. He Interrupts Her, Not Thinking Too Much Of It .. "No Matter, Sweetie. Just Be Careful You Dont Fall Through That Huge Hole In The Floor" .. . __________________ Weed may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question...

#2 (permalink) 09-07-2003, 06:53 PM
Gri77oN it's IN YOU. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Knowledge, as wisdom, has value only when shared. Posts: 1,488	i quite wonder too.... ? __________________ <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="256"><td><center><br><br><br>There is a single truth<br>that unites and trenscands all humans:<br><br>our fundamental desire is<br>to be happy.<br><br><br></td></center> </table>

#3 (permalink) 09-08-2003, 03:01 AM
gravy Life's a beach Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ny Posts: 3,933	thats soooooo ewwwwww....lol __________________ The world keeps a balance, through mathematics Defined by whatever you've added and subtracted I'm pushin on the hammer to trigger the brain Embrace how I live, cause God loves ugly...

#4 (permalink) 09-08-2003, 06:32 AM
chill out Can you do it again? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: where YOU live Posts: 217	lmao poor woman he just assured her insecurity ......... it was still funny as hell tho __________________ You and me, fit so tiiiiight; all we need, is one more time

#7 (permalink) 09-13-2003, 08:35 PM
GRiM420 Pure Evil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 357	ha ha thats fucked up.

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