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Old 09-04-2003, 08:57 PM
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Talking Got any Weed?

A stoner walks into a 7-11 and asks the clerk "got any weed?" the clerk responds "Hell no you damn stoner". The next day the stoner returns he asks the clerk "got any weed" the clerk outraged smashes the stoners head on the counter and says, "Look you stoner if you come in here and ask if I got weed one more time I will nail your feet to the floor" So.. the next the day the stoner walks in and asks the clerk "got any nails" the clerk says no... so the stoner asks, "got any weed"?
 
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:00 PM
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was that just a coincidence or did you take my joke? (Got any duck food?)
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Old 09-04-2003, 09:02 PM
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? what? did you post this joke if so my bad i havnt seen it on here
 
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:38 AM
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i posted the same joke like 8 min. before you did, only with a duck instead. I like the stoner version better though.
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