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superjoint · #1 (**permalink**) 09-03-2003, 03:15 PM

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming..."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

Bud Head · #2 (**permalink**) 09-03-2003, 05:02 PM

She has to have the best ears of any woman I have ever seen!!!!!

chill out · #3 (**permalink**) 09-04-2003, 04:20 AM

hahahahhahaha

lmao

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#1 (permalink) 09-03-2003, 03:15 PM
superjoint Grasscity Admin Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Amsterdam, Noord Holland, The Netherlands Posts: 3,212 Blog Entries: 13	i hear someone coming A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming..." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears? Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

#2 (permalink) 09-03-2003, 05:02 PM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	She has to have the best ears of any woman I have ever seen!!!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#3 (permalink) 09-04-2003, 04:20 AM
chill out Can you do it again? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: where YOU live Posts: 217	hahahahhahaha lmao __________________ You and me, fit so tiiiiight; all we need, is one more time

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