Love and Marriage

critter 11 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-20-2003, 12:12 PM

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is Chinese take-out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!"

Bud Head · #2 (**permalink**) 08-21-2003, 04:09 AM

LMAO!!!!!!

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#1 (permalink) 08-20-2003, 12:12 PM
critter 11 always stoned & drunk Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: critters port bottle Posts: 265	Love and Marriage Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is Chinese take-out. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is deciding on a sofa. Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children. Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure. Love is a flickering flame. Marriage is a flickering television. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?!" __________________ roflmao

#2 (permalink) 08-21-2003, 04:09 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	LMAO!!!!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

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