unemployed

[davznothere75]

A man walks up to a forman on a large construction site and asks "are you guys hiring help right now?" the forman looks him up and down and says "that depends, can you throw your hammer 8 feet in the air and catch it by the handle?" the man happily answeres "YES, I CAN" then the forman says can you balance your screwdriver on the tip of your finger for 1 minute without dropping it?" once again the man says yes. then the forman says "yea, but can you pull out 15 feet of tape from your tape measurer and run it across the room without it snapping down to the ground?" "Sure I can" said the man. then the forman replied " sorry we cant use you"
supprised the man says "I dont understand, I can really do all those things so why cant you hire me?" the forman replies " sorry if it were up to me I would but the boss says theres too many people here doing that crap already.

[codybridges69]

I dont get it

[amsterdamage]

that's good man, and true of most of the construction jobs I've worked on! LOL

..and can you play the star-spangled banner on a woodsaw??? I can

[scoobydooby67]

this is why some people say they should be paid by the job, not by the hour.

but as a former on-site worker, i say f that s.

[jdubb]

Originally Posted by scoobydooby67

this is why some people say they should be paid by the job, not by the hour.

but as a former on-site worker, i say f that s.

hahaha thanks for the insiders' perspective there

[powrd]

Originally Posted by codybridges69

I dont get it

I do

Not bad I guess, heh.