Star Wars Sexual Innuendos

[theVirtuoso]

These should give ya guys a good laugh if you can remember any of these parts.



Star Wars / A New Hope


10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

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The Empire Strikes Back


10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

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Return of the Jedi


10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."

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But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

And another bonus:

Vader: "My son is with them."
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"
Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."







From: http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles...uggestive.html

[PinkGoo]

Haha. Nice. I like.

[skittlette]

hahahahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahahaha

is it sad that i can actually remember each of those scenes and pictured them as i was reading them??

[scoobydooby67]

"stay on target, stay on target"

i say that during intercourse often.

makes their toes curl.

[Pink Oddity]

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

My metal penis is plenty fast enough. idk what they're talking about...

[bigzach88]

hah i never seen star wars but i could def picture taht shit i catch a lot of shit for not seeing them as i am going to school for a computer tech and some of the kids in my class could prob recite most of those movies line for line

[Blutteufel]

Originally Posted by theVirtuoso

2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."

Shit, I remember that part. I was watching it all fucked up on weed and booze a while back with some friends and I said, "That's what she said."