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Old 04-17-2008, 12:44 AM
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Yo Pussy Stank Joke!

When You High no matter what Guys, Girl, Grandma , Aunt , Uncle mom Dad they pussy stank! Here is how it works Smoke a fat Bowl or Blunt no Joint Nooooooooooooo Buddy and it must be 1.4grams or Middy or 1gram of Dro,Dank,Bester what ever you call good shit in yo city! Then crack a few jokes or think of old time Now!


1. Pick your target
2. Start pointing
3. Then Laugh and say
4. Man what is that smell.
5. Make a real NASTY LOOK like someone SHIT IN YO FACe
6. Look at the Target and Say DAMN! Yo Pussy STANK NOT STINK STANK
7. Yo Pussy Smell Like Open Bootty or But And Mornin Breath
8 Yo Pussy Smell Like Old Doritos and Toothpaste
9. Yo Pussy Smell Like Old Ass Lettece And binladans big Toe
10. Yo Pussy Smell Like Dog food , and Vinegar!
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:25 PM
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Umm...where's the funny?
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:45 PM
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u must be high, cuz those jokes jokes are dry as shit
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u must be high
or he's thirteen.
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Wait, wait. So in a matter of seconds he took his shirt off AND took YOUR pants off? You didn't be like what the fuuuuck?
you didnt be like what the fuck.
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Old 04-19-2008, 05:25 AM
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your girl got so much crabs she put red lobster out of buisiness
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Old 04-19-2008, 06:37 AM
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your mom's so fat she got type 2 diabetes. . .





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Your vagina smells like the Holocaust. OH SNAP!
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or he's thirteen.
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your girl got so much crabs she put red lobster out of buisiness
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Your vagina smells like the Holocaust. OH SNAP!
All of yall pussy STANK!

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Old 04-26-2008, 08:26 AM
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Your vagina smells like the Holocaust. OH SNAP!
OOOhhh...thats so fucked up.......









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if priests can have sex with little boys surely u can have sex with me..
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