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Old 03-26-2008, 10:03 PM
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Here's a joke

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.



Those
who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'


The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'
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Old 03-26-2008, 11:52 PM
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Very funny! I think I +repped you, but I'm a little confused.
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Old 03-27-2008, 12:58 AM
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HAHA thats shit made me laugh +rep
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Good joke , but why is the word "gay" blocked out with *** ?

Or is it another word thats censored..?
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:21 AM
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:01 AM
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that was funny
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Old 03-27-2008, 03:28 AM
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Good joke , but why is the word "gay" blocked out with *** ?

Or is it another word thats censored..?
Sorry, I pasted it from a forum where the word "gay" is censored.
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Haha that was great.
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