Pothead Q&A

superjoint · #1 (**permalink**) 06-24-2003, 05:13 PM

1.Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A.Wave.

2. You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a
urine test?

3.Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A. Mr. President.
4.Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
A. None. Alligators can't fly.
5. Q: What's the point of a weed wacker?
A: Weed wackers need to wack it too!
6. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A: A trip without the kids!

8. Q. Why'd the blonde snort nutri-sweet???

A. 'Cause she thought it was DIET COKE.

9. Q: How did the pothead burn his ear?

A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes.

10. Q: How did the pothead burn his other Ear ?

A: They called back.

11. Q. How many hippies does it take to roll a joint?

A. Two, cause one's never enough!

12. Q. How many greedy stoners does it take to smoke a joint?

A. Uh, what joint?

Bud Head · #2 (**permalink**) 06-25-2003, 02:25 AM

Hahaha thats funny! LMAO

good Q&As

Zylark · #3 (**permalink**) 06-25-2003, 08:42 PM

lol

great ones, especially the ear/phone/iron thing

i got another one (and this is a true story)...

how did the stoner burn his chest hair...

he told us at the bar that he was going to bathe in the red lights... so he went to the lightsdesk, turned on about 12KW of red lights, went to stage and put up two (big)tables to lie on so that he was just about 2 meters from the lamps... and lit a blunt

and fell asleep.

we smelled something burning, so we raced for the stage, seeing a flame from his shirt as lying there sleeping. literally lit by the lamps! we got the fire-extinguisher, and put it out, at the same time waking him up. baffled and out of his mind "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!" hahahaha.

he's since known as the fakire

malu scooter · #4 (**permalink**) 07-03-2003, 10:22 AM

read fast

i am not as think as you high i am

Thurgood420 · #5 (**permalink**) 07-04-2003, 05:16 AM

lol funny shit

Pothead Pete · #6 (**permalink**) 07-04-2003, 05:21 AM

HE HE HE. How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, One to hold the bulband 2 to turn the chair he's standing on!HE HE HE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Stylez1877 · #7 (**permalink**) 07-09-2003, 02:05 AM

diet coke..lol

jstducky420 · #8 (**permalink**) 07-09-2003, 03:53 PM

you dont wave to the one armed stoner you pass him a joint

Digit · #9 (**permalink**) 07-09-2003, 08:47 PM

laffed my ass off.

many funnieness

true ducky, but "wave" is punchier

smokin&tokin · #10 (**permalink**) 07-12-2003, 07:07 AM

6. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!

thats sooooo happend to me!

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#1 (permalink) 06-24-2003, 05:13 PM
superjoint Grasscity Admin Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Amsterdam, Noord Holland, The Netherlands Posts: 3,867 Blog Entries: 14	Pothead Q&A 1.Q. How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A.Wave. 2. You ever hear the one about the pothead that studied for five days for a urine test? 3.Q. What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A. Mr. President. 4.Q. How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? A. None. Alligators can't fly. 5. Q: What's the point of a weed wacker? A: Weed wackers need to wack it too! 6. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole! 7. Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A: A trip without the kids! 8. Q. Why'd the blonde snort nutri-sweet??? A. 'Cause she thought it was DIET COKE. 9. Q: How did the pothead burn his ear? A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes. 10. Q: How did the pothead burn his other Ear ? A: They called back. 11. Q. How many hippies does it take to roll a joint? A. Two, cause one's never enough! 12. Q. How many greedy stoners does it take to smoke a joint? A. Uh, what joint?

#2 (permalink) 06-25-2003, 02:25 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,792	Hahaha thats funny! LMAO good Q&As __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#3 (permalink) 06-25-2003, 08:42 PM
Zylark Old School Stoner Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Norway, on the Westside where it rains perpetually. Posts: 4,185	lol great ones, especially the ear/phone/iron thing i got another one (and this is a true story)... how did the stoner burn his chest hair... he told us at the bar that he was going to bathe in the red lights... so he went to the lightsdesk, turned on about 12KW of red lights, went to stage and put up two (big)tables to lie on so that he was just about 2 meters from the lamps... and lit a blunt and fell asleep. we smelled something burning, so we raced for the stage, seeing a flame from his shirt as lying there sleeping. literally lit by the lamps! we got the fire-extinguisher, and put it out, at the same time waking him up. baffled and out of his mind "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!" hahahaha. he's since known as the fakire __________________

#4 (permalink) 07-03-2003, 10:22 AM
malu scooter Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 67	read fast i am not as think as you high i am __________________ don't ever stop, its not worth it.

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#6 (permalink) 07-04-2003, 05:21 AM
Pothead Pete Master Stoned Grower Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 448	Ha Ha Ha HE HE HE. How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3, One to hold the bulband 2 to turn the chair he's standing on!HE HE HE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! __________________ Grow Big Buds in Toronto.

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#8 (permalink) 07-09-2003, 03:53 PM
jstducky420 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 42	you dont wave to the one armed stoner you pass him a joint __________________ "FUCK IT" Ladies and gentlemen hoboes and tramps blind mosquitos and bow legged ants I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something i know nothing about. Admission is free pay at the door pull up a chair sit on the floor early this morning about 3 o'clock last night a half empty dump truck full of bricks came down my front back alley nearly killing my poor dead cat. I rushed to the hospital to see what was the matter and i saw king arthur sitting at the third corner of a round table eating vinegar with a fork. Then early this morning late last night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew their swords and shot eachother the deaf cop who hear this noise came and killed those two dead boys if you do not believe this lie is true ask the blind woman he saw it too!

#9 (permalink) 07-09-2003, 08:47 PM
Digit Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,829	laffed my ass off. many funnieness true ducky, but "wave" is punchier

#10 (permalink) 07-12-2003, 07:07 AM
smokin&tokin Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,838	Re: Pothead Q&A 6. Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt? A: A pot hole! thats sooooo happend to me!

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