tequila makes your clothes fall off

[duff]

alright this is probably the funniest thing that has happened to me while i was drunk.
one night a little less than a year ago i head over to a friend's house a couple of towns away from me. when i walk in i see all the usual faces but there's this one hot chick i had never seen there before. i knew who she was and she knew who i was, but we had never hung out or talked before.
my friend comes over to me and says "duff you see her?" i said "yeah". he says "man if you play your cards right you can get laid tonight" hell yeah. this girl was fine as hell so i was all about it. he kept telling me "just play it cool duff" blah blah blah.
so we start partying. playing drinking games, gettin stoned, all that good stuff. then somebody breaks out the tequila. i start thinking "i've never had tequila. maybe i should try it." my friend tries to stop me telling me that "tequila makes you clothes fall off" that's the point right? duh
bad move.
so the party continues. i get my ear pierced with a safety pin at which point i scream "it's PUNK ROCK!!" i kept screaming that after everything. sometime during the night that girl and i were puking in the toilet at the same time....."PUNK ROCK!!" it was truly a punk rock romance.
finally we move to the couch for some heavy petting or whatever. and that's when i black out. i'm awakened by my friend screaming at the top of his lungs "DUFF!!! PUT ON SOME PANTS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!" i look around and i'm butt naked.
my first thought was "sweet. i got some" but then i realized that i'm not by the girl anymore. now i'm on the floor. so i wait for a bit. i try to remember all i can but i just don't know how i ended up on the floor. so i finally ask her "did we have sex last night?" she giggles and says no.
i ask her what happened and this is what she had to say, "we were making out on the couch and you were really drunk. out of nowhere you got up, walked around to the other side of the coffee table and took all your clothes off. i asked you 'what are you doing?' you looked at me and said 'IT'S PUNK ROCK!!!!' and then you passed out."
i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe. true i missed out on some sex but i have an awesome now lol.

[Shooter McGavin]

what a badass

[Jambi828]

That's hilarious bro.
+ Rep for a good laugh

[Cali Ounces]

yeah tequila is gnarly. .

last time i hung out with her i was macking on cougars and salsa dancing

[The Sacred Herb]

You are definately right, this is a natural phenomenon I have observed. If you are drinking a lot of tequila... plan to get naked.

[Jeffrey Riot]

Man, I've had to have heard this story a million times by now. But every time it gets funnier. I love you Duff lol.

[iamgoober14]

im not even high and i just laughed for a good 5 minutes

[Blaze all day]

Originally Posted by duff

alright this is probably the funniest thing that has happened to me while i was drunk.
one night a little less than a year ago i head over to a friend's house a couple of towns away from me. when i walk in i see all the usual faces but there's this one hot chick i had never seen there before. i knew who she was and she knew who i was, but we had never hung out or talked before.
my friend comes over to me and says "duff you see her?" i said "yeah". he says "man if you play your cards right you can get laid tonight" hell yeah. this girl was fine as hell so i was all about it. he kept telling me "just play it cool duff" blah blah blah.
so we start partying. playing drinking games, gettin stoned, all that good stuff. then somebody breaks out the tequila. i start thinking "i've never had tequila. maybe i should try it." my friend tries to stop me telling me that "tequila makes you clothes fall off" that's the point right? duh
bad move.
so the party continues. i get my ear pierced with a safety pin at which point i scream "it's PUNK ROCK!!" i kept screaming that after everything. sometime during the night that girl and i were puking in the toilet at the same time....."PUNK ROCK!!" it was truly a punk rock romance.
finally we move to the couch for some heavy petting or whatever. and that's when i black out. i'm awakened by my friend screaming at the top of his lungs "DUFF!!! PUT ON SOME PANTS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!" i look around and i'm butt naked.
my first thought was "sweet. i got some" but then i realized that i'm not by the girl anymore. now i'm on the floor. so i wait for a bit. i try to remember all i can but i just don't know how i ended up on the floor. so i finally ask her "did we have sex last night?" she giggles and says no.
i ask her what happened and this is what she had to say, "we were making out on the couch and you were really drunk. out of nowhere you got up, walked around to the other side of the coffee table and took all your clothes off. i asked you 'what are you doing?' you looked at me and said 'IT'S PUNK ROCK!!!!' and then you passed out."
i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe. true i missed out on some sex but i have an awesome now lol.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Blutteufel]

Holy shit, the last time I read something that funny on here it was about that guy that ran into his washroom and took a huge shit and didn't notice his friend was taking a bath and he panicked and ran out without even wiping his ass. Hilarious story, man. Why did you keep yelling "PUNK ROCK!" though? Or were you just completely trashed?

[duff]

i have no idea why i kept screaming that. i'm surprised people even talked to me that night. i wouldn't shut the hell up

[sneak a toke]

that was truly punk rock

[Blutteufel]

Apparently. I think that's the only term that could describe it.

"I got drunk and became nekkid. It was all punk rock and such."

[Kramer]

/exhale

Man, I love you Duff.