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Old 09-26-2001, 12:18 PM
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When god created women.

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...
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Old 10-18-2007, 07:05 PM
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LOL that was hilarious!
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Old 10-18-2007, 10:04 PM
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you just aroused the most positive vibe i've recieved from anything religious in a long while. thanks
 
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Old 10-19-2007, 01:43 PM
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Now that was funny. I'm sticking it on the fridge.
 
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:12 PM
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I keep laughing about this every time I think of it. ... "what can I get for a rib..." So hilarious!
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Old 10-20-2007, 01:27 PM
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thats too funny..,
 
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hahahhahahah thats a good one im goin to have to use that
 
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:53 AM
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that's priceless
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Old 10-26-2007, 09:30 AM
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If only he would of given an arm and a leg. Way to go Adam, always thinking of yourself and never the human race. Fucker...
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