When god created women.

superjoint · #1 (**permalink**) 09-26-2001, 12:18 PM

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...

Mr.GoodStuff · #2 (**permalink**) 10-18-2007, 07:05 PM

LOL that was hilarious!

j-mf-s · #3 (**permalink**) 10-18-2007, 10:04 PM

you just aroused the most positive vibe i've recieved from anything religious in a long while. thanks

jasi · #4 (**permalink**) 10-19-2007, 01:43 PM

Now that was funny. I'm sticking it on the fridge.

Mr.GoodStuff · #5 (**permalink**) 10-19-2007, 05:12 PM

I keep laughing about this every time I think of it. ... "what can I get for a rib..." So hilarious!

420freedme · #6 (**permalink**) 10-20-2007, 01:27 PM

thats too funny..,

blasphemy · #7 (**permalink**) 10-26-2007, 08:11 AM

hahahhahahah thats a good one im goin to have to use that

skywalker · #8 (**permalink**) 10-26-2007, 08:53 AM

that's priceless

Brantano · #9 (**permalink**) 10-26-2007, 09:30 AM

If only he would of given an arm and a leg. Way to go Adam, always thinking of yourself and never the human race. Fucker...

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#1 (permalink) 09-26-2001, 12:18 PM
superjoint Grasscity Admin Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Amsterdam, Noord Holland, The Netherlands Posts: 3,869 Blog Entries: 14	When god created women. So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history... __________________ Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Helen Keller , The Open Door (1957) Follow Grasscity.com at Twitter

#2 (permalink) 10-18-2007, 07:05 PM
Mr.GoodStuff Would Love To Get High Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere between a rock and a hard place- but the food is great, the view is great, and the bed is really soft! Posts: 2,689	LOL that was hilarious! __________________ No distractions- and there is only the truth to see. *Here We Grow Again* Mazar & Blueberry Hydro Grow My Brother's River System

#3 (permalink) 10-18-2007, 10:04 PM
j-mf-s Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 614	you just aroused the most positive vibe i've recieved from anything religious in a long while. thanks

#4 (permalink) 10-19-2007, 01:43 PM
jasi Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 32	Now that was funny. I'm sticking it on the fridge.

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Mr.GoodStuff Would Love To Get High Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere between a rock and a hard place- but the food is great, the view is great, and the bed is really soft! Posts: 2,689	I keep laughing about this every time I think of it. ... "what can I get for a rib..." So hilarious! __________________ No distractions- and there is only the truth to see. *Here We Grow Again* Mazar & Blueberry Hydro Grow My Brother's River System

#6 (permalink) 10-20-2007, 01:27 PM
420freedme Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kirara's Posts: 674	thats too funny..,

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blasphemy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SGV, CA Posts: 226	hahahhahahah thats a good one im goin to have to use that

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skywalker Don't Matter, Don't Mind Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: deep inside mi head Posts: 338	that's priceless __________________ Until I possess the ability to examine all possible universes, I maintain that I exist in the best of all possible universes.

#9 (permalink) 10-26-2007, 09:30 AM
Brantano Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 255	If only he would of given an arm and a leg. Way to go Adam, always thinking of yourself and never the human race. Fucker... __________________ Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,"If I live I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven". Such is the rule of honor.

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