Grasscity.com - world's best online headshop


Go Back   Grasscity.com Forums > CHILL OUT ZONE > Grasscity Forum Humor
Message Boards and Forums Directory

Grasscity Forum Humor Got a joke or a story? Hey, if it's funny put it here!

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 05-07-2003, 08:56 AM
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: austin, massachusetts.... do you mean boston? yea, boston
Posts: 383
3 doors of hell

so this dude dies and goes to hell.
he goes down there and the devil greets him, "hey man whats up?"
the guys like "nohting much devil dude"
devil goes "alright i know you've heard that hell sucks ass but its not really that bad, you see those three doors?"
the guys goes "yea man i see them"
devil goes "yea man you can pick which one you go into. see it aint that bad man you have a choice. each one has its own mehtods of torture but you can pick ur own"
so the dude goes up against the first door and puts his ear to the door. he hears bloodcurling screams and he decides to go to the next door.
at the next door he hears ghostly voices and it freaks him out so he goes to the last door. He doesn't hear anything so he opens it up and goes inside. to his surpirse he is chest deep in shit, but he thinks to himself "o at least its just shit and not torture, this isn't that bad. sure it'll smell a lot but at least i'm not getting burned or beaten"
so the dudes starting to get used to his eternal hell when all of a suden the devil opnes the door and says "alirght breaks over everyone back on their heads"
__________________
A man went looking for America, and couldn't find it anywhere...

-Easy Rider, 1969
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 05-07-2003, 09:05 AM
Banned
smokin&tokin's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,860
funny.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 05-13-2003, 03:53 AM
Old School Stoner
hippie john's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Earth
Posts: 3,846
hes gonna drown in shit, err, wait hes already dead.
__________________
Cheap Grow Supplies ||| Grow Box Design Guide
Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
 
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
What the hell is wrong with these people?? ganjaphish Real Life Stories 18 11-14-2006 07:02 AM
plane ride from hell nucan Seasoned Tokers 13 01-23-2003 01:46 PM
Grasscity.com, The World in Review 2002, What the Hell is going on??? superjoint General Marijuana News from around the World 3 01-22-2003 10:57 AM
what the hell happened to my signature? Harmonic Recreational Marijuana Use 6 09-10-2002 08:24 AM
In doors or out doors? Dr.Bud Recreational Marijuana Use 0 12-19-2001 05:33 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:44 PM.

© Copyright 1999-2008
Grasscity.Com
All rights reserved.


SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0 ©2008, Crawlability, Inc.