Like a snowball headed for hell,,,,,,

TooSicKs · #1 (**permalink**) 05-06-2003, 11:16 AM

One day God gets a tip from one of his homeys that something's not right in hell. He goes down to check it out, and when he arrives he finds hell is a balmy 75 degrees, instead of the usual 150 degrees. He finds Satan and confronts him. "Hey, why is it not hot down here" he says. Satan answers "Haha! We've got air conditioning now!!! We got us an engineer down here and he designed it for us". God answers back "Engineer? Engineers aren't supposed to go to hell for this exact reason!" Satan says "Well too bad, what are you gonna do about it" and God answers "I'll sue you!!"

Satan replies with a grin, "Good luck finding a lawyer".

TooSicKs · #2 (**permalink**) 05-06-2003, 11:37 AM

One day Digit dies and he goes to hell. On the day he died he was outta weed so he was already pretty stressed, and by the time he gets to the gates of hell he's trippin out. "No way man! I'm in hell, this is gonna suck!!!" Satan sees that he's pretty worked up and comes over to try and calm him down. He says to Digit, "Hell is not as bad as you think, do you like to drink?" Digit says "Yeah, that's probably how I got here" and Satan says "Well you're gonna love it here on Mondays! Every Monday is all you can drink day, beer, liqour, we party hard on Monday and get plastered, and when we wake up on Tuesday there is no hangover." Digit says "Wow, well that don't sound bad, what happens on Tuesday?" Satan asks "Do you like drugs?" and Digit answers "I like 'em more than drinking." and Satan says "Well, you're gonna love Tuesday. On Tuesday we got all kinds of psychadelics, we got shroooms, acid, bud, opium, and anything else yoy want and a few killer new drugs you never saw on earth. On Tuesdays you can do as much as you want of anything and never overdose, and Wedensday morning you'll feel like a million bucks!" "Tell me more." Digit says, and Satan continues on "You look like a ladies man to me, you like the girlies?" Digit says "Hell yeah I do!" and Satan continues to explain "Wedensday is girlie day. We got 10 horny hot chicks for every 1 guy here and they wake you up in the morning and proceed to pleasure you in every concievable way all day till you beg for them to stop, and then they continue against your will till Thursday." Satan pauses, "You're not gay, are you?" Digit says "No way! I'm straight as can be!"

Satan says "Well, then, I don't think you're gonna like Thursdays here."

smokin&tokin · #3 (**permalink**) 05-06-2003, 06:05 PM

um haha? funny.

TheHempress · #4 (**permalink**) 05-06-2003, 09:47 PM

Hmm...I don't think you're gonna like Thursdays here.....hahahahaha

hippie john · #5 (**permalink**) 05-07-2003, 03:29 AM

i like the "good luck finding a lawer" bit. so damn true

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AmsterdamdreamN · #6 (**permalink**) 05-07-2003, 07:29 AM

LOL!! If thats what happens during the week in Hell, I wonder how they party on the weekends!

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#1 (permalink) 05-06-2003, 11:16 AM
TooSicKs Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,092	Like a snowball headed for hell,,,,,, One day God gets a tip from one of his homeys that something's not right in hell. He goes down to check it out, and when he arrives he finds hell is a balmy 75 degrees, instead of the usual 150 degrees. He finds Satan and confronts him. "Hey, why is it not hot down here" he says. Satan answers "Haha! We've got air conditioning now!!! We got us an engineer down here and he designed it for us". God answers back "Engineer? Engineers aren't supposed to go to hell for this exact reason!" Satan says "Well too bad, what are you gonna do about it" and God answers "I'll sue you!!" Satan replies with a grin, "Good luck finding a lawyer". __________________ "They taste like crap! What are these mints called?" "Excre-Mints" "I Think I Thought Therefore I Thought I Was" "Is it stoned in here or is it just me?" "One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you." "Cuz' tha weedflo don't stop an they ain' no cops, bustin people tokin in they own box, ya wanna know was up ya wanna know where I'll be, I be chillin up in Ol'skool-B"

#2 (permalink) 05-06-2003, 11:37 AM
TooSicKs Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,092	Some days are better than others,,, One day Digit dies and he goes to hell. On the day he died he was outta weed so he was already pretty stressed, and by the time he gets to the gates of hell he's trippin out. "No way man! I'm in hell, this is gonna suck!!!" Satan sees that he's pretty worked up and comes over to try and calm him down. He says to Digit, "Hell is not as bad as you think, do you like to drink?" Digit says "Yeah, that's probably how I got here" and Satan says "Well you're gonna love it here on Mondays! Every Monday is all you can drink day, beer, liqour, we party hard on Monday and get plastered, and when we wake up on Tuesday there is no hangover." Digit says "Wow, well that don't sound bad, what happens on Tuesday?" Satan asks "Do you like drugs?" and Digit answers "I like 'em more than drinking." and Satan says "Well, you're gonna love Tuesday. On Tuesday we got all kinds of psychadelics, we got shroooms, acid, bud, opium, and anything else yoy want and a few killer new drugs you never saw on earth. On Tuesdays you can do as much as you want of anything and never overdose, and Wedensday morning you'll feel like a million bucks!" "Tell me more." Digit says, and Satan continues on "You look like a ladies man to me, you like the girlies?" Digit says "Hell yeah I do!" and Satan continues to explain "Wedensday is girlie day. We got 10 horny hot chicks for every 1 guy here and they wake you up in the morning and proceed to pleasure you in every concievable way all day till you beg for them to stop, and then they continue against your will till Thursday." Satan pauses, "You're not gay, are you?" Digit says "No way! I'm straight as can be!" Satan says "Well, then, I don't think you're gonna like Thursdays here." __________________ "They taste like crap! What are these mints called?" "Excre-Mints" "I Think I Thought Therefore I Thought I Was" "Is it stoned in here or is it just me?" "One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you." "Cuz' tha weedflo don't stop an they ain' no cops, bustin people tokin in they own box, ya wanna know was up ya wanna know where I'll be, I be chillin up in Ol'skool-B"

#3 (permalink) 05-06-2003, 06:05 PM
smokin&tokin Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,838	um haha? funny.

#4 (permalink) 05-06-2003, 09:47 PM
TheHempress You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420 Posts: 11,950 Blog Entries: 8	Hmm...I don't think you're gonna like Thursdays here.....hahahahaha __________________ Now baby, baby, baby this world must seem so immense compared to the womb and baby, baby, baby your head must seem so much smaller than you assumed the whole world seems to center around you it'd be easy to make the mistake that maybe you're why the world was made

#5 (permalink) 05-07-2003, 03:29 AM
hippie john Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 3,822	i like the "good luck finding a lawer" bit. so damn true. __________________ Cheap Grow Supplies \|\|\| Grow Box Design Guide Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

#6 (permalink) 05-07-2003, 07:29 AM
AmsterdamdreamN Slow MoFo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 336	LOL!! If thats what happens during the week in Hell, I wonder how they party on the weekends! __________________ "The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living" - U.S General Omar Bradley, 1948

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