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astro_righteous · #16 (**permalink**) 12-17-2006, 03:41 AM

you forgot the Hershey Squirts. thats when its comes out half chunky and half chocolate milk. and it usually splashes

also the bender shit- the shit that is just big enough to not fit in the hole and when it goes in sideways it bends and leaves an unsightly brown mark in the bowl.

smokingjoe68 · #17 (**permalink**) 12-21-2006, 05:50 AM

omg, I really needed that, ty. I'm still laughing.

phiktion · #18 (**permalink**) 12-21-2006, 05:58 AM

i ALWAYS get the Snake Shit when i have the munchies and eat too much right before i go to sleep and take 3 snake shits in the morning

sometimesitrip · #19 (**permalink**) 12-21-2006, 06:16 AM

haha this thing is fucking funny as hell. The funniest are the

Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.

Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.

haha reading this list actually made me have to take a shit, ill check to see which one whem im back LOL

Draketh · #20 (**permalink**) 12-22-2006, 06:39 AM

I went on a road trip with my now ex this summer. I got to meet two of her friends I only knew from talking to online. Well the one guy had to move into a new apartment, so we took three cars, loaded them up and drove out to his apartment and helped him set up, had a few beers, cooked a home made meal, and sat around playing munchkin. We're getting ready to go to bed, everyone is waiting to use the bathroom, as I'm brushing my teeth the urge comes on. I sit down, drop a load, and flush. My adrenaline starts to pump, and my pulse starts to quicken as the shit goes no where, and the water starts rising. I yell out, "god, oh god, not now, FUCK". My ex knocks on the bathroom to try to figure out what the hell is going on, and opens the door to me using a cup to bail out the toilet into the bath tub to keep it from overflowing. My ex looked at me with her mouth hanging open, looked at the toilet, and walked out. I think this is what started our relationship rolling downhill.

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#16 (permalink) 12-17-2006, 03:41 AM
astro_righteous 10-4, What's your 20? Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,052	you forgot the Hershey Squirts. thats when its comes out half chunky and half chocolate milk. and it usually splashes also the bender shit- the shit that is just big enough to not fit in the hole and when it goes in sideways it bends and leaves an unsightly brown mark in the bowl. __________________ If Liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. My knowledge doth derive from some of the stitchings and from having observ'd many such deceptions in mine time.

#17 (permalink) 12-21-2006, 05:50 AM
smokingjoe68 Registered MJ User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: right here Posts: 1,768	omg, I really needed that, ty. I'm still laughing. __________________ if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans for the next ten years.

#18 (permalink) 12-21-2006, 05:58 AM
phiktion smokin medical Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 442	i ALWAYS get the Snake Shit when i have the munchies and eat too much right before i go to sleep and take 3 snake shits in the morning __________________ Image removed for violation of the signature rule.

#19 (permalink) 12-21-2006, 06:16 AM
sometimesitrip Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Masshole Posts: 506	haha this thing is fucking funny as hell. The funniest are the Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit) Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house. Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers) You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning. haha reading this list actually made me have to take a shit, ill check to see which one whem im back LOL

#20 (permalink) 12-22-2006, 06:39 AM
Draketh Knock Knock Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Posted in the cut Posts: 536	I went on a road trip with my now ex this summer. I got to meet two of her friends I only knew from talking to online. Well the one guy had to move into a new apartment, so we took three cars, loaded them up and drove out to his apartment and helped him set up, had a few beers, cooked a home made meal, and sat around playing munchkin. We're getting ready to go to bed, everyone is waiting to use the bathroom, as I'm brushing my teeth the urge comes on. I sit down, drop a load, and flush. My adrenaline starts to pump, and my pulse starts to quicken as the shit goes no where, and the water starts rising. I yell out, "god, oh god, not now, FUCK". My ex knocks on the bathroom to try to figure out what the hell is going on, and opens the door to me using a cup to bail out the toilet into the bath tub to keep it from overflowing. My ex looked at me with her mouth hanging open, looked at the toilet, and walked out. I think this is what started our relationship rolling downhill. __________________ - My guide to keeping your computer clean - - The Official Computer Problems Thread - Signature removed for violation of the signature rules.

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