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Old 10-29-2007, 05:09 PM
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god this would suck
These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says, "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The Devil decides to lock him in a room with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol imaginable.
The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women, I could never stay faithful to my wife."
The devil opens up the second door and inside is nothing but the finest looking naked women as far as the eye can see. The guy was to be locked in for 100 years. He couldn't believe it and his dick got instantly hard and he went running into the room as the Devil locked the door behind him.
The third dude says, "It's gotta pot. I'm always tokin' up."
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10 foot tall icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts and locks the door.
One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit, and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says.
The Devil says it's good he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The Devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and sees nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago.
The Devil asks him if he's learned anything.
The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek, "You gotta light, man?"
 
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:07 AM
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Funny joke man, but what happened to the second guy?
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Dude this is a big ass chip.
Look at this chip man.
Kurt wake up and look at this chip.
Kurt
Wake up and look at my chip.
This is a big ass chip.
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Old 11-01-2007, 04:19 AM
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That's not funny.... and if i was stuck in fields of nothing but the finest weed...... fuck lighting ANYTHING, I would get a massive pile of buds and just eat untill I couldnt eat any more.
 
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Old 11-01-2007, 06:23 AM
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Funny joke man, but what happened to the second guy?

haha, sounds like a joke told by a stoner to me
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:51 PM
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So... much... tramadol.


Edit: This comment'll make no sense when they erase the giant post of tramadol spam.
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Old 11-01-2007, 06:58 PM
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HAHAHAHA! Lok at that stupid fucker. He just packed a bunch of random words into his post with "Tramadol" thrown in ther every now and then. What a douche.
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the leader of the mean people who wants to kill me posted a picture that
showed a list of things that trolls do and I didnt do even ONE thing, how dumb is that????
Wait HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If you take out the L from Blutteufel it turns into BUTTeufel!!!!!!!
So that is what I am going to call him from now on....
 
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Old 11-01-2007, 07:20 PM
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older singles...
I was wondering what some of the more mature members here do about dating. It seems much harder for older singles to find a mate, so I might be turning to online dating for older singles.
any suggestions? thanks.
 
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Old 11-11-2007, 01:55 AM
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hahahahahahhaha no way!
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