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Funny Windows joke
My college prof told me this joke...enjoy:
One day God called out from the heavens, trying to get a hold of George W Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates. He told them that he had bad news...the world was going to end in a week and only those three would know. God wanted them to tell the rest of the free world.
Bush goes back to the States and tells them he has good news and bad news. The good news is that God called upon im to relay the word. The bad news is that the world was going to end.
Putin went back to Russia and said he had bad news and even worse news. The bad news is that God exists and the worse news is that the world was ending.
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and said he had good news and great news. The good news was that he was one of the 3 most important people in the world. The great news was that he didn't have to redesign Windows Vista!
It's funny high lol...
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