| Best Books NEVER Written!
1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
2. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
5. Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont
6. Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo
7. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic
8. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
9. Things That Itch by Mike Rotch
10. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken
11. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle
12. The Wild Years by Al Gore
13. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
14. The Amish Phone Book
15. Kitty's Revenge by Claude Balls
16. Gotta Go To The Bathroom by Think L. Maket, Illustrated by Betty Went, Published by Doris Laukt
17. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
18. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria
19. How To Dance by Sheik Yerbouti
20. Wheels in China by Rick Shaw
__________________  "The world has achieved brilliance without wisdom, power without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living" - U.S General Omar Bradley, 1948 |