Have a REALLY GOOD joke post it up.

[Blunt_Babe]

A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, "Son, I'm a genie. And since you helped me I'll give you three wishes!"
The stoner says, "I want a six-inch joint!" The genie says, "O kay!" POOF! They stuff a six-inch joint and smoke it between the two of them. "What's the second wish?" asks the genie. "I want a 12-inch joint," says the stoner. "Okay," says the genie. POOOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. "And the third wish?" "I want a 20-inch joint!!!". POOOF! So they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says, "Okay, it's time for me to go!"
The genie takes a few steps, pauses, turns around and says, "Okay, just one more wish."

[Opivy]

huk huk!

[wak]

made me giggle.

[da_boss213]

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

[Blunt_Babe]

Why is rowing the best type of training if you want to be a politician ? Because you face one way and go the other.

[Blunt_Babe]

What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A pot hole!

[Blutteufel]

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

[CaliCoast]

This ain't that funny but...

"Why doesn't congress have bookmarks?"
"Because they just bend the pages!"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...093001028.html

[isparkmygreens]

WHAT the fuck?

[Blunt_Babe]

that is SPAM ...... Please remove thanks

[sWmEoEkDeESU]

why do crack heads always do it doggy style??? so the girl can look out the window for the cops...

[kevdoggystyle]

why are black people so fast

cause all the slow ones are in jail

[Cali Ounces]

Thirty people on an airplane crash onto a deserted island in the south pacific.
The group consists of 29 men and only 1 woman.
After much discussion the unanimous vote is that everybody has needs and each man will take turns with the woman, three days per man is the limit.
After they propose this plan the woman heartily agrees and the routine begins.
Months go by with everything going as planned and nobody is unsatisfied with the arrangements.
Then she dies. . .
Another discussion is then called and the men are taken to a vote.
Its decided they all have needs and despite the loss of the womans life its in their best interests to take turns, each man for three days.
Everything continues smoothly until about three weeks in the men start speaking up. . .
"you know im really not quite comfortable with this,"
"this isnt how i was raised, cant we do something else guys?"
"honestly im just starting to dread everytime its my turn fellas. . ."
So one last meeting among the men is called and as usual they reach another unanimous vote.
"lets bury the body."

props goes to my brother for telling me this one

[doob3r]

how do you turn a fox into a cow?
you marry it.

[brownstain]

what do you call a cow with no legs?


I forgot