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[Chronitron]

what do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

nothin, already told that bitch twice.

[smashio]

What do Women and Tampons have in common??






They are both stuck up bitches!

[smashio]

(little boy) Daddy! Daddy! What's a Transvestite?

(father) Shut up son and take off my bra!

[smashio]

what grosser than gross?

2 Black Bats fighting over a Bloody Tampon

[VolcomSton3d]

Whats brown and sticky?
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A stick

[Peacefullbuddah]

This couple were throwing a halloween costume party , they told all of the expected guest to dress up like their favorite emotion . At 7:00 the first guest arrived wearing a red suit , the couple asked , "what are you suspose to be?" , the guest replied , " I'm red with rage " . The second guest arrived at 7:05 wearing a green suit , the couple asked again , " what are you suspose to be? " , the guest replied , " I'm green with envy " . Then , at 7:10 the doorbell rang and the couple opened the door . They saw a man standing there with no clothes on and a pear stuck on his dick , the couple asked , " what exactly are you suspose to be??? " , the guest replied , " I'm fucking despair " ....

[Full Flavor]

A man is sitting in a bar by himself drinking when a lady walks in sits next to him. The lady asks "So, what are you up to?"
He replies, "Just drinking some magical beer."
She looks surprised and asks "What makes it magical?"
"Well" He said "Watch this."
He take a drink of his beer and then jumps out of the window and flies around the building three times.
She is just amazed now and asks if she can have a drink of his beer. He says yes.
She drinks some of the beer and jumps out of the window
and falls 3 stories to here death.

The bartender looks up and says, "Superman, you're a dick when you've been drinking"

[Reggae_Soldjah]

Originally Posted by da_boss213

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Hehe...here is the audio brought to yuh by Ward21

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favourite subject:

the evils of marijuana.
Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained," pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"

Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? Now that's absurd!"

"Yes young man, it's sadly true," replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"

[4twizzy.]

im guessing sexist jokes are tolerated if not i apologise.

whats a women doing lookin at a blank piece of paper?
reading her rights

[Seyer]

three guys are lost and in the desert, going on their second week of being lost,
in the sand one of em sees, a shiny handle a yells out "LOOK !",
all three of the guys jump at it at the same time and find out its just a lamp,
just then, a genie pops out of it and says " I usually give 3 wishes to the person who releases me but in this case ill give one wish to each of you "
the first guy yells out without hesitation "I wanna Be Home with my friends and family"
genie grants his wish and poof the guy's gone
the second guy looks amazed at the empty space where the first guy just was and yells out " i wanna be in my swimming pool at home eating BBQ"
the genie grants his wish and poof the second guy's gone
the last guy looks all around him and feels a harsh wind and sees the vast, empty, lonely desert, and asks "are you gonna still be here after i make my wish?" and the genie tells him "no"
so the third guy says " well fuck this! i hate being alone, i wish those other 2 guys were back here"

[DenialTwist]

Q. What do you call 25 lesbians on top of each other?

A. A block of flaps!

[tokasmoka]

i got 4.
1. George Bush
2. Hilary Clinton
3. Barack Obama
4. John McCain

kinda sad when you really think about it :/