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Stonedgobln420 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 11:05 PM

Found this at my grandmas hope you like!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

d-block305 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 11:39 PM

lol thats funny, is there a source for this?.....

drumdude · #3 (**permalink**) 08-16-2007, 01:54 AM

Hilarious. I LOL'ed haha. +rep

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#1 (permalink) 08-08-2007, 11:05 PM
Stonedgobln420 Devils Reject Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,632	Viagra.. Found this at my grandmas hope you like! In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. __________________ RIP Daphney, we miss you! Mitch? I really hope you're ok. "When you're normal, people will accept you .But when you're deranged, people will make you their leader."-Christopher Titus SOBER:Son Of a Bitch,Everythings Real!

#2 (permalink) 08-08-2007, 11:39 PM
d-block305 extraordinary gentleman Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: the hood Posts: 772	lol thats funny, is there a source for this?..... __________________ mob shit, rob shit for the whole family

#3 (permalink) 08-16-2007, 01:54 AM
drumdude Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 636	Hilarious. I LOL'ed haha. +rep

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