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Marijuanaville · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 10:40 AM

Joe has been suffering from terrible headaches for many years and decides that now is the time to go to the doctor to have himself checked out. So he goes to the doctors and
the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on
your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only
way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size
44long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?">"Been in the business 60
years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?">
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years." replied the tailor.
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked " How
about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see. Size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $75
New underwear - $10

Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Stonedgobln420 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 11:02 PM

HAaha!

GimmieMore · #3 (**permalink**) 08-09-2007, 09:53 AM

lol ..

insanoweird · #4 (**permalink**) 08-21-2007, 07:37 PM

I can only imagine the malpractice lawsuit that would come out of this if it actually happened.

And the money wouldn't even begin to make me feel better about myself.

VolcomSton3d · #5 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 01:18 AM

...and thats why i wear boxers.

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#1 (permalink) 08-08-2007, 10:40 AM
Marijuanaville Wasted Away Again Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 146	Priceless Joe has been suffering from terrible headaches for many years and decides that now is the time to go to the doctor to have himself checked out. So he goes to the doctors and the doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?">"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"> Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." replied the tailor. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked " How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see. Size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $75 New underwear - $10 Second Opinion - PRICELESS __________________ Crab Tips: If one is suffering from a dose of the crabs, a tactic which I find works well is pouring sugar over your genitals, it wont kill them, but it will rot their teeth and give you a good nights sleep.

#2 (permalink) 08-08-2007, 11:02 PM
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#3 (permalink) 08-09-2007, 09:53 AM
GimmieMore I'm a LESBIAN.. not a man Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 2,898	lol .. __________________ "Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" -- Jon Stewart

#4 (permalink) 08-21-2007, 07:37 PM
insanoweird Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 227	I can only imagine the malpractice lawsuit that would come out of this if it actually happened. And the money wouldn't even begin to make me feel better about myself.

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