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Re: Here's a muff joke. (edited for RMJL)
So there's these 2 muffins, right?
And they're sitting in this oven. It's on and they're getting baked. I'm talking completely wasted. They just smoked a fat blunt and earlier they were using a 3-footer (wow! and muffins are only a couple inches tall!)
So the first muffin says to the second:
"WOW! It's really hot in here! ANd i'm sooooooooo baked! Dude, want to order some wings later? I've got a crazy case of the munchies."
So the second muffin says to the first:
"HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
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I embrace my desire
to feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow,
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in a fountain,
to swing on a spiral,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human.
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