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Old 03-29-2003, 11:19 PM
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Here's a muff joke.

So there's these 2 muffins, right?

And they're sitting in this oven. It's on and they're getting baked (um, cooked).

So the first muffin says to the second:

"WOW! It's really hot in here!"

So the second muffin says to the first:

"HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
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Old 03-30-2003, 12:00 AM
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Talking

LOL! Funny one, Giraffe!!! Muffins do get baked, by the way!
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Old 03-30-2003, 01:54 AM
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Re: Here's a muff joke. (edited for RMJL)

So there's these 2 muffins, right?

And they're sitting in this oven. It's on and they're getting baked. I'm talking completely wasted. They just smoked a fat blunt and earlier they were using a 3-footer (wow! and muffins are only a couple inches tall!)

So the first muffin says to the second:

"WOW! It's really hot in here! ANd i'm sooooooooo baked! Dude, want to order some wings later? I've got a crazy case of the munchies."

So the second muffin says to the first:

"HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!"
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Old 03-30-2003, 01:58 AM
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Talking too fucking funny

LMMFAO!!!!

420 times better, Giraffe!!!!!!
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