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TheHempress · #1 (**permalink**) 03-23-2003, 11:40 PM

In the days of old sailing ships the captain of the Seahawk went out on deck to get some fresh air, when from above a cry came down from the crow's nest: "Enemy ship off the port bow!" The captain said to the ensign standing next to him, "Get me my red shirt." A battle ensued and the Seahawk prevailed. Two weeks later the captain was again on deck when another cry came from the crow's nest, "Two enemy ships off the starboard bow!" The captain again says to the ensign, "Get me my red shirt." After the battle was won the ensign asked the captain why he tells him to get his red shirt. The captain said that if he is wounded and the blood begins to flow the crew will not see that he was injured and keep on fighting. The crew overheard this and was proud to have such a brave captain leading them. A week later another cry came from the crow's nest, "TEN enemy ships approaching!" The captain said to his ensign, "Get me my brown pants!"

Bud Head · #2 (**permalink**) 03-24-2003, 09:45 AM

Hahahaha covering the shit in his pants....LOL!!!!!!

mooglekexin · #3 (**permalink**) 03-25-2003, 10:09 PM

hehehe nice one. wonder if the ensign will notice???...

KraziHare · #4 (**permalink**) 03-25-2003, 10:11 PM

denying a man his pants is just wrong

hippie john · #5 (**permalink**) 03-26-2003, 05:26 PM

What I want to know is why He would ask for his brown pants? So the guy was going to bring him his red pants, he outs 'em on, and shits himself? So he waits to get on a different pair of pants to shit himself. Thats just disturbing.

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#2 (permalink) 03-24-2003, 09:45 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	Hahahaha covering the shit in his pants....LOL!!!!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#3 (permalink) 03-25-2003, 10:09 PM
mooglekexin I Smell Like Light Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland... Fun times! Posts: 1,777	hehehe nice one. wonder if the ensign will notice???... __________________ claim to fame : i am digit's cousin ! "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent." - Friedrich Nietzsche

#4 (permalink) 03-25-2003, 10:11 PM
KraziHare Likes Carrots Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Somewhere... probably Posts: 2,426	denying a man his pants is just wrong __________________ Nonfamiliarity makes you scared to see the beauty in front of your eyes, you're thinking narrowly. Everything is an unpredictable occurrence if you've experienced everything except the purpose.

#5 (permalink) 03-26-2003, 05:26 PM
hippie john Old School Stoner Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 3,846	What I want to know is why He would ask for his brown pants? So the guy was going to bring him his red pants, he outs 'em on, and shits himself? So he waits to get on a different pair of pants to shit himself. Thats just disturbing. __________________ Cheap Grow Supplies \|\|\| Grow Box Design Guide Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

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