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03-23-2003, 12:44 PM
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| You're not the chosen one Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 4200 Super Moderator Blvd., Grasscity Pennsylvania, 17420
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Blog Entries: 8 |  The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a BMW 328) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? The perfect woman. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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03-23-2003, 12:55 PM
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Good one, Hempress!!!!!
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03-23-2003, 06:06 PM
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03-24-2003, 06:38 AM
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i would say santa clause after all the perfect human does not exist in my opinion and santa will live on in the hearts and minds of little children everywhere where as the people will fade from memory in a matter of time
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03-24-2003, 08:36 AM
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I have heard that one before! LOL I do believe that the woman who made this up to have been Blonde!!!!!! This is a true statement!!
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what he said 
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