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MrSmokebigbuds · #1 (**permalink**) 01-04-2003, 01:20 PM

a mans wife was in a really bad car accident. When he was at the hospital and the Dr was tell him that his wife and bad brain damage she’s gunna be in a well chare for the rest for her life, ur gunna have to feed hear, help hear go to the bath room clean hear, the husband bust in to tears, but then the Dr ahhh iam just fucking with ya she’s dead

weedeater · #2 (**permalink**) 01-04-2003, 02:00 PM

funny dude

Bud Head · #3 (**permalink**) 01-04-2003, 02:26 PM

Damn, I guess that was letting him down easy eh?

ChronicBlazin · #4 (**permalink**) 01-05-2003, 03:32 AM

ha

seven · #5 (**permalink**) 01-05-2003, 05:25 AM

lol

Swan · #6 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 06:59 AM

he'd get knocked the f**k out if that happened to me.

supafly · #7 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 06:43 PM

yup thats pretty bitch
peace

iMhigh · #8 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 07:38 PM

That is funny but very disturbing...wait, did you hear that?...yeah...nevermind, it's funny!

Puff, Puff, Pass!

Switch · #9 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 09:11 PM

I got a good one like that:

A man and his wife go to the doctor and the doctor examines the man. He calls his wife in and sends the guy out.

"I'm afraid your husband will die."
"Is there nothing I can do?"
"Well there is one thing. Firstly you must totaly de stress him. The best way to do this is to let him go out drinking untill any hours he wants. You must make him his favourite meal every day and I am affraid you will have to provide him with at least 30 minutes of oral sex a day."

With this the woman leaves the doctor's office and meets her husband.
"What did he say?" asks the husband
His wife looks at him and says:
"You're gonna die."

MrSmokebigbuds · #10 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 10:31 PM

OMG!!!, FOTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daiseyduked · #11 (**permalink**) 01-19-2003, 10:34 PM

lol! hahahhahaha....

Swan · #12 (**permalink**) 01-20-2003, 06:43 PM

my wife would tell me that for sure.....

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#1 (permalink) 01-04-2003, 01:20 PM
MrSmokebigbuds Old School Stoner Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 899	Car accident a mans wife was in a really bad car accident. When he was at the hospital and the Dr was tell him that his wife and bad brain damage she’s gunna be in a well chare for the rest for her life, ur gunna have to feed hear, help hear go to the bath room clean hear, the husband bust in to tears, but then the Dr ahhh iam just fucking with ya she’s dead __________________ "hemp is of first neccssity to the wealth and protection of the country" -Thomas Jefferson No squealin', remember {that it's all in your head}" "Pot Heads Are People Too"~Me http://www.norml.org/index.cfm GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!!!!! "JANE SAYS!!"

#2 (permalink) 01-04-2003, 02:00 PM
weedeater Old School Stoner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: the land of the big baboon Posts: 1,410	yup funny dude __________________ The ninjas only weapons were strength and inginuity, he was quickly killed. Tell me about the fucking golf shoes! The Dude Abides

#3 (permalink) 01-04-2003, 02:26 PM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	Damn, I guess that was letting him down easy eh? __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#4 (permalink) 01-05-2003, 03:32 AM
ChronicBlazin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 65	ha

#5 (permalink) 01-05-2003, 05:25 AM
seven O_O Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MN Posts: 273	lol

#6 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 06:59 AM
Swan hemphound Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 421	he'd get knocked the f**k out if that happened to me. __________________ "Make the most of the hemp seed, sow it everywhere." - George Washington

#7 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 06:43 PM
supafly straight trippin' ... Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 442	yup thats pretty bitch peace __________________ They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom-Braveheart Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom- Bob Marley What a long strange trip its been...

#8 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 07:38 PM
iMhigh Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 79	That is funny but very disturbing...wait, did you hear that?...yeah...nevermind, it's funny! Puff, Puff, Pass!

#9 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 09:11 PM
Switch ARGH!!!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,726	I got a good one like that: A man and his wife go to the doctor and the doctor examines the man. He calls his wife in and sends the guy out. "I'm afraid your husband will die." "Is there nothing I can do?" "Well there is one thing. Firstly you must totaly de stress him. The best way to do this is to let him go out drinking untill any hours he wants. You must make him his favourite meal every day and I am affraid you will have to provide him with at least 30 minutes of oral sex a day." With this the woman leaves the doctor's office and meets her husband. "What did he say?" asks the husband His wife looks at him and says: "You're gonna die." __________________ Death smiles at EVERY man. All he can do is smile back. - Marcus Aurelius

#10 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 10:31 PM
MrSmokebigbuds Old School Stoner Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Lost Posts: 899	OMG!!!, FOTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "hemp is of first neccssity to the wealth and protection of the country" -Thomas Jefferson No squealin', remember {that it's all in your head}" "Pot Heads Are People Too"~Me http://www.norml.org/index.cfm GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!!!!! "JANE SAYS!!"

#11 (permalink) 01-19-2003, 10:34 PM
daiseyduked *potpixie* Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canadian Superstar Stoner Posts: 1,989	lol! hahahhahaha.... __________________ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mystical,it is the power of true art and science - Albert Einstein Peace will come when each of us goes within,and realizes that we are all equal aspects of God;then we can all sit together in harmony - A Spiritual Warrior

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#12 (permalink) 01-20-2003, 06:43 PM
Swan hemphound Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 421	my wife would tell me that for sure..... __________________ "Make the most of the hemp seed, sow it everywhere." - George Washington