smoking and usage

budgirl · #1 (**permalink**) 05-18-2006, 11:52 PM

Just walked down to the Canyon store for a pack of cigs, decided to have a coffee while there. Im sitting and drinking, when store security walks up ans says I think you better pick-up that butt.I said im not picking it up its not mine. He looks and sees Marlboro lights in my hand and says you smoke those, I said yes, he says thats a Marlboro butt , its your brand, ( it really wasnt my butt ) there is no smoking in the canyon anywhere. So I respect that law. I said back to him 90% of smokers smoke that brand its not mine. He then says to me, " i think you will do what I tell you" After just being called a whore by JustBlaze, I was in no mood, I thought of a song Rage Against the Machine was playing on my ipod, so I responded " Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!" As I walked off he yells WHORE! Thanks JustBlaze, you know how to make a girls day.

Offspring123 · #2 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:17 AM

I don't know what to say.

Joint · #3 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:17 AM

This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics

Also, honestly, if someone told me to "pick up my butt" I'd be like WHAT DID YOU SAY? because I'd be thinking of my ass, even though I smoke. Also what a prickjob for getting all shitty about a fucking cig butt. If someone hassles me about it I just point to the cars on the street and say "at least my smoke goes through a filter."

Gag On Grass · #4 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:19 AM

i'd calmly tell him it's not mine, and if he asks me again, i'd light it up and rub it into his chest and burn the bastard

heythere · #5 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:25 AM

i would have filed sexual harassment on him for asking me "to pick up my butt" , cause you could been asking you to spread you ass or something then again i would be a whore to sue someone other a cigarette butt

nushaganazad · #6 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:27 AM

ummm.....whens ur next trip to cinci??? lmao

KAdernal · #7 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:27 AM

the security gaurd only called you a whore because he thought it was, Whore-able that he couldn't hit it in a million years. haha oh man i crack myself up like its my job.

nushaganazad · #8 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KAdernal

the security gaurd only called you a whore because he thought it was, Whore-able that he couldn't hit it in a million years. haha oh man i crack myself up like its my job.

HAHAHA

+ repp for that one if i can!

god loves ugly · #9 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:53 AM

zack de la rocha would have stabbed him in the eye with the cigarette

TecknoLust · #10 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 12:56 AM

How was this Just Blaze's fault? Its like its missing a few sentaces in the paragraph.

Shalom Salaam · #11 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joint

This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics

."

Haha

up4anything · #12 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joint

This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics

me 2

Dizzzle · #13 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 01:24 AM

At least he didn't call you an ugly whore

fAKdded · #14 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 01:30 AM

Sounds like some Punk-ass security on a power-trip.
Haha, Good Response though, sure made pick up his butt and walk away.

negligent · #15 (**permalink**) 05-19-2006, 01:45 AM

haha u shoulda picked it up and bend over n put your ass up in the air and turned back n gave him a sexy look n then walked away. thats the way i thought it was gonna end due to the whore part haha but i was sadly disappointed

edit: i say we get some picture reenactments of how it would happen if it went the way i pictured it

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#1 (permalink) 05-18-2006, 11:52 PM
budgirl Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: DAYTONA,USA Posts: 76	I Guess I Am A Whore After All! Just walked down to the Canyon store for a pack of cigs, decided to have a coffee while there. Im sitting and drinking, when store security walks up ans says I think you better pick-up that butt.I said im not picking it up its not mine. He looks and sees Marlboro lights in my hand and says you smoke those, I said yes, he says thats a Marlboro butt , its your brand, ( it really wasnt my butt ) there is no smoking in the canyon anywhere. So I respect that law. I said back to him 90% of smokers smoke that brand its not mine. He then says to me, " i think you will do what I tell you" After just being called a whore by JustBlaze, I was in no mood, I thought of a song Rage Against the Machine was playing on my ipod, so I responded " Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!" As I walked off he yells WHORE! Thanks JustBlaze, you know how to make a girls day.

#2 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:17 AM
Offspring123 Waiting For My Ruca Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 751	I don't know what to say. __________________

#3 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:17 AM
Joint astro Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MA Posts: 1,421	This thread is disappointing... I was expecting pics Also, honestly, if someone told me to "pick up my butt" I'd be like WHAT DID YOU SAY? because I'd be thinking of my ass, even though I smoke. Also what a prickjob for getting all shitty about a fucking cig butt. If someone hassles me about it I just point to the cars on the street and say "at least my smoke goes through a filter." __________________ [ US Libertarian Party (FAQ) ] [ GrassCity Dashboard Widget \| MarijuanaFacts.org \| LEAP \| The Chemicals in Weed ]

#4 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:19 AM
Gag On Grass Smokin till you're Chokin Join Date: May 2006 Location: hellhole, NY Posts: 682	i'd calmly tell him it's not mine, and if he asks me again, i'd light it up and rub it into his chest and burn the bastard

#5 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:25 AM
heythere I VOTED FOR NADER Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,036	i would have filed sexual harassment on him for asking me "to pick up my butt" , cause you could been asking you to spread you ass or something then again i would be a whore to sue someone other a cigarette butt __________________ God is looking at the world through your eyes. are you showing him a good time - a smoker in Wisconsin i have been used before, i'll be used again - MLK jr.

#6 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:27 AM
nushaganazad Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: BC baby! Posts: 3,659	ummm.....whens ur next trip to cinci??? lmao

#7 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:27 AM
KAdernal Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: CT/FL Posts: 815	the security gaurd only called you a whore because he thought it was, Whore-able that he couldn't hit it in a million years. haha oh man i crack myself up like its my job. __________________ Image removed for violation of the signature rules. "If I'm hard to find, take two puffs and pass"

#9 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:53 AM
god loves ugly Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 31	zack de la rocha would have stabbed him in the eye with the cigarette

#10 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 12:56 AM
TecknoLust Still Blazed Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 941	How was this Just Blaze's fault? Its like its missing a few sentaces in the paragraph.

#13 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 01:24 AM
Dizzzle Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 174	At least he didn't call you an ugly whore

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#14 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 01:30 AM
fAKdded Life Rolls On Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Las Vegas , NV Posts: 3,255	Sounds like some Punk-ass security on a power-trip. Haha, Good Response though, sure made pick up his butt and walk away. __________________

#15 (permalink) 05-19-2006, 01:45 AM
negligent Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: picksburgh Posts: 5,460	haha u shoulda picked it up and bend over n put your ass up in the air and turned back n gave him a sexy look n then walked away. thats the way i thought it was gonna end due to the whore part haha but i was sadly disappointed edit: i say we get some picture reenactments of how it would happen if it went the way i pictured it Last edited by negligent; 05-19-2006 at 01:49 AM.