I'm sitting in the garage, and I'm high and drunk and my legs are asleep. I need to get up, but I can't. I'm cold and tired, and want to go to bed, but I know that if I try to stand up, I'll smash into my mom's cadillac.
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Help! I'm in trouble!
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bahookahjoe18
, Oct 14 2011 07:09 AM
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:09 AM
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Wtf why cant you get up
Edit; if crawling is too difficult, just roll. Like a log, log roll
Edit; if crawling is too difficult, just roll. Like a log, log roll
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:12 AM
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I can't sleep here. I have to go to work in the morning and don't have an alarm. Shit...
I can't get up because my legs are numb. I can't hardly even pick the left one up. It weighs about 50 pounds.
and I'm coldddd tooo.... birrrrrrr
I can't get up because my legs are numb. I can't hardly even pick the left one up. It weighs about 50 pounds.
and I'm coldddd tooo.... birrrrrrr
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:12 AM
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lol sleep there, and think of an excuse for when people ask you why your collapsed on garage floor
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No thought is true. Ever.
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caffeine.. anyone?
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For your health.
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:13 AM
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I can't sleep here. I have to go to work in the morning and don't have an alarm. Shit...
I can't get up because my legs are numb. I can't hardly even pick the left one up. It weighs about 50 pounds.
and I'm coldddd tooo.... birrrrrrr
Mind>Matter. USE THE FORCE BRO. THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN:hippie:
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:13 AM
bahookahjoe18
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learn to handle your shit.
It's not my shit dude, it's my blood!
My guitar is out here too, because I was jammin for you guys. This is crazy.
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:14 AM
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Holy shit, I seriously can't move my left leg. It just fell off of my right leg and I had no idea.
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 07:20 AM
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Okay, no worries blades. I got my leg elevated above my hear by putting it on the bumper of the caddy. now i can feel it again. good night.
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My scenery is cloudy...
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 08:21 AM
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If I were in this situation I wouldn't post it on here I'd start punching my legs and seeing what I can feel or not.
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