My girlfriend is so annoying

Discussion in 'General' started by babaloeey, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. she always wants to hang out and stuff and im all like im busy and she keeps calling me
     
  2. Kill her like Caylee
     
  3. yesterday she called me she said she wanted have sex with me wtf!
     
  4. Man, that sounds like a huge problem.
     
  5. Go to the doctor.

    Or don't. If you die, problem solved.
     
  6. Maybe she's afraid you are dying.
     
  7. well shes always like: "oh i love u i want to spend every minute of my life with u" and im all like :rolleyes: << without the smile
     
  8. I thought you were dying hmmmm
     

  9. she's trying to suck up for life insurance.
     
  10. Show her your penis. She will laugh so hard that she will never call you again
     
  11. thats another problem she really likes my penis cuz its so big
     
  12. exchange fluids, then EXile she
     
  13. She must be used to asian size
     
  14. Tell her to stay in the kitchen.
     

  15. Go make me a sammich and suck my cock while you're doing it
     

  16. Forget what I said earlier op. Say this instead :devious:
     
  17. They're making blow up dolls that can use phones now?

    Technology these days..
     
  18. She's annoying because she wants to fuck? Ur not dying ur goin crazy
     

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