Stoner Dictionary.

Rampede · #1 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:04 PM

Well, i figured i would make a thread for noobs so they know the lingo. Because i know that when i was a noob....i didnt know shit and it was rill embarressing to be at a smoke out and not knowing wut an O an eith a dime .....a firecracker a spliff a sploof a nug a G a burner ....headie dank fire midds shwagg (eww) KB yah know the list is on and on...SO if you have definitions..then PLease post them so people can know the lingo..Aight? Also if you think this thread is dumb and a waste of time. DO NOT comment because all im tryin to do is help my fellow burners out. Peace out.

Shamrock0820 · #2 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:08 PM

You need some comas. But

spliff: joint with some tobbaco in it.
sploof: toilet paper roll with laundry sheets in it. You blow you smoke through it and it smells good and not like weed.
dime: a little less than a gram i'de say .7of a gram.
dub: your local 20 bag.
slice: 1/8 of an ounce
onion: ounce
cornering bowls: light one side of the bowl so that another person can have greens too.

Rampede · #3 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:14 PM

Sweet, i knew all those i was just usin them for examples...(just 4 the record). Yeah, sorry bout sitty punctuation heehe i was talking to like 6 ppl on msn at the same time. It was a pain in the ass. Yahh KEEP EM COMING

Mars1102 · #4 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:27 PM

Dime-can also be $10 worth of weed
Nick bag- $5 worth
Dirt- Brown shitty weed...
Swish- "Swisher" cigars used to roll blunts

fido111 · #5 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:32 PM

qp = quarter pound of weed
a quarter = 1/4 of an ounce of weed
a half = a half ounce (obviously)
a gerb = a nug of weed
a nug = a small bud of weed

pooker · #6 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:45 PM

quaple= quarter pound of pot
o=ounce
in the path= quickly stuff your bag of weed into the little pocket in the tounge of ipath shoes in case of the police

BurnDaHerb · #7 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:50 PM

whats a firecracker a G and a burner

fAKdded · #8 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:54 PM

Fire Cracker : Weed baked in PB in between to crackers to absorb the THC. Eat , and get high.

G : Gram of marijuana

Burner : Lighter?

pooker · #9 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 09:55 PM

a firecracker is a cigarette and weed rolled together(correct me if im wrong) a g is a gram of weed but dont know what a burner is

IGotTheCottons · #10 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:06 PM

For any n00bs who may be readin this - slang terms vary on area...

For example: someone above mentioned a spliff as a joint with weed & tobacco mixed... Around my parts, a spliff is just a joint/blunt rolled in a cone shape. So some of these terms may vary depending on where you live...

But here's a couple for the list...

"L" = Blunt. As in: 'Hey guys, wanna twist up a L?'

"Blow"= Smoke. As in: 'Wanna blow some trees?' (Blow in noun form is coke, in verb form it means smoke"

"Poop" = Schwag (or poopy weed). As in: This weed is some poop.

"Vega" = The best cigars to roll blunts in. They come out so perfect

"Goddie, Stuffie" = A cigar that's emptied of tobacco (without cracking the cigar) by rolling it between the palms of your hands. Use something long and thin to get the last bits out of the butt, then procede to stuff the cigar with buds. This works excellent with black-n-milds, Phillies Blunts, and White Owls. It can be done with Dutch Masters, but it's more difficult because the leaf likes to come undone while you're emptying the baccy.

EDIT: I think Indy has a monster list somewhere around here...

TheColonel · #11 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM

Bogart- After 'Humphrey Bogart', and used when somone holds onto a spliff for longer than they really ought to.
Hot Rocks- Red-hot hash embers that drop from the end of a joint
Pollen/kif/keef/kief- Resin glands obtained by threshing dried flowers. Often the name is incorrectly used to refer to hash.
Shotgun- aka. blowback/gun/shotty. Way of smoking a joint whereby a toker takes the burning end of a joint into their mouth and blow a jet of smoke through the roach into a companion's mouth.
Skin- Rolling paper. aka papes, papers, etc.
Smoke-in- Gathering of potheads
Space cake- Cup cakes that have trees in em'
Tincture- A popular 19th century way of preparing cannabis by dissolving its THC content in alcohol
Zonked- State of inebriation following excessive cannabis consumption

BlitzedinBokey · #12 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IGotTheCottons

EDIT: I think Indy has a monster list somewhere around here...

yea i saw that thread someone brought up the other day.. OP do a search

Stoned4Life · #13 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM

Would be nice to have a glossary on here as i have been struggling somewhat with what seems mostly US terms.

In The part of the UK i come from we have

Resin = Either a soft (Gold Seal) or hard (Soap Bar) resin made from weed not the resin which builds up on pipes.

BornJustInTime · #14 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:21 PM

OH COOL LETS MAKE A FORUM SO THE POLICE CAN LEARN ALL THE CODES HAHAHHA come on guys use your head...why dont you put your address on here as well lol dummys

BlitzedinBokey · #15 (**permalink**) 02-01-2006, 10:23 PM

u dont think they can find that out already?

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#1 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:04 PM
Rampede Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 855	Stoner Dictionary. Well, i figured i would make a thread for noobs so they know the lingo. Because i know that when i was a noob....i didnt know shit and it was rill embarressing to be at a smoke out and not knowing wut an O an eith a dime .....a firecracker a spliff a sploof a nug a G a burner ....headie dank fire midds shwagg (eww) KB yah know the list is on and on...SO if you have definitions..then PLease post them so people can know the lingo..Aight? Also if you think this thread is dumb and a waste of time. DO NOT comment because all im tryin to do is help my fellow burners out. Peace out. __________________ Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn the fuck around.

#2 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:08 PM
Shamrock0820 yo lets burn Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Boston!! Posts: 2,754	You need some comas. But spliff: joint with some tobbaco in it. sploof: toilet paper roll with laundry sheets in it. You blow you smoke through it and it smells good and not like weed. dime: a little less than a gram i'de say .7of a gram. dub: your local 20 bag. slice: 1/8 of an ounce onion: ounce cornering bowls: light one side of the bowl so that another person can have greens too. __________________ http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/95042-official-step-step-how-make-awesome-sploof-pics.html

#3 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:14 PM
Rampede Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 855	Sweet, i knew all those i was just usin them for examples...(just 4 the record). Yeah, sorry bout sitty punctuation heehe i was talking to like 6 ppl on msn at the same time. It was a pain in the ass. Yahh KEEP EM COMING __________________ Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn the fuck around.

#4 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:27 PM
Mars1102 Pot Head MC Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: box behind k-mart Posts: 44	Dime-can also be $10 worth of weed Nick bag- $5 worth Dirt- Brown shitty weed... Swish- "Swisher" cigars used to roll blunts __________________ PEEP THE MUSIC: www.myspace.com/fotryll

#5 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:32 PM
fido111 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 149	qp = quarter pound of weed a quarter = 1/4 of an ounce of weed a half = a half ounce (obviously) a gerb = a nug of weed a nug = a small bud of weed __________________

#6 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:45 PM
pooker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 249	quaple= quarter pound of pot o=ounce in the path= quickly stuff your bag of weed into the little pocket in the tounge of ipath shoes in case of the police

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BurnDaHerb Pa burn Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pa Posts: 77	whats a firecracker a G and a burner

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fAKdded Stoned Since 2003 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lost Wages , NV Posts: 3,513 Blog Entries: 1	Fire Cracker : Weed baked in PB in between to crackers to absorb the THC. Eat , and get high. G : Gram of marijuana Burner : Lighter? __________________

#9 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 09:55 PM
pooker Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 249	a firecracker is a cigarette and weed rolled together(correct me if im wrong) a g is a gram of weed but dont know what a burner is

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IGotTheCottons Juggernaut/Psychonaut Join Date: May 2002 Location: Smokin the dankest herbs, goin to the dopest parties, and having the best times - OF MY LIFE! Posts: 16,287 Blog Entries: 2	For any n00bs who may be readin this - slang terms vary on area... For example: someone above mentioned a spliff as a joint with weed & tobacco mixed... Around my parts, a spliff is just a joint/blunt rolled in a cone shape. So some of these terms may vary depending on where you live... But here's a couple for the list... "L" = Blunt. As in: 'Hey guys, wanna twist up a L?' "Blow"= Smoke. As in: 'Wanna blow some trees?' (Blow in noun form is coke, in verb form it means smoke" "Poop" = Schwag (or poopy weed). As in: This weed is some poop. "Vega" = The best cigars to roll blunts in. They come out so perfect "Goddie, Stuffie" = A cigar that's emptied of tobacco (without cracking the cigar) by rolling it between the palms of your hands. Use something long and thin to get the last bits out of the butt, then procede to stuff the cigar with buds. This works excellent with black-n-milds, Phillies Blunts, and White Owls. It can be done with Dutch Masters, but it's more difficult because the leaf likes to come undone while you're emptying the baccy. EDIT: I think Indy has a monster list somewhere around here... __________________ GC Rules \| Read BEFORE Posting In Pandora's Box \|MDMA Info \| My Pickups

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#11 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM
TheColonel The Coke Defender! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Vapor Den Posts: 2,024	Bogart- After 'Humphrey Bogart', and used when somone holds onto a spliff for longer than they really ought to. Hot Rocks- Red-hot hash embers that drop from the end of a joint Pollen/kif/keef/kief- Resin glands obtained by threshing dried flowers. Often the name is incorrectly used to refer to hash. Shotgun- aka. blowback/gun/shotty. Way of smoking a joint whereby a toker takes the burning end of a joint into their mouth and blow a jet of smoke through the roach into a companion's mouth. Skin- Rolling paper. aka papes, papers, etc. Smoke-in- Gathering of potheads Space cake- Cup cakes that have trees in em' Tincture- A popular 19th century way of preparing cannabis by dissolving its THC content in alcohol Zonked- State of inebriation following excessive cannabis consumption __________________ Good Read

#13 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM
Stoned4Life Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 9	Would be nice to have a glossary on here as i have been struggling somewhat with what seems mostly US terms. In The part of the UK i come from we have Resin = Either a soft (Gold Seal) or hard (Soap Bar) resin made from weed not the resin which builds up on pipes.

#14 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 10:21 PM
BornJustInTime Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 35	lol idiots OH COOL LETS MAKE A FORUM SO THE POLICE CAN LEARN ALL THE CODES HAHAHHA come on guys use your head...why dont you put your address on here as well lol dummys

#15 (permalink) 02-01-2006, 10:23 PM
BlitzedinBokey Sir Sticky of Icky Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Bokey Posts: 1,360	u dont think they can find that out already? __________________ Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high Cause you never know when you're gonna go One puff two puffs, I'm hooked like handcuffs