Stoner Dictionary.

[ratm612]

This set of terms only applies to a shitty, homemade water bong (water bottle, tape, pen tube etc.)

The Greens - the first, and best hit of the bong; meant to be fully smoked (no cornering)
The Hanukkahs (the holiday) - the small rip taken by the individual after the greens have been smoked; a small but decent amount of smoke will still be in the bong and this smoke is meant to be inhaled without lighting the weed again; you are, in essence, clearing the bong
The Flop - The third hit (second light) of the bong; an average hit
The Goblins - a repeat of the "Hanukkahs" (is to be taken by the smoker who took the greens); almost a useless hit due to the fact that very little, if any marijuana smoke will be in the bong, but at least a decent amount of ash smoke will and it is your duty to clear it

[ratm612]

...and a couple more

cherries - the embers of a joint/blunt; best viewed at night
ghetto piping - a verb meant to describe the action taken by a desperate smoker who is trying extremely hard to get some sort of last hit from his pipe
plastic - a noun ("gimme a plastic") meaning a hollow pen tube that is to be filled with marijuana then smoked; used when you are out of paper of blunt wrap and have no other way of smoking
spotting - when there is but one joint to be smoked and the smoker is "borgarting" it the onlooker will cup his hands around the end of the joint as to encompass the cherries and take in the smoke that the joint produces when the other smoker is smoking it; also, an optional part of "spotting" is for the smoker to blow his smoke near the mouth of the onlooker so he can inhale that as well-many smokers look down upon this but it can be utilized well when smoking with a member of the opposite sex
wu-tang - ("wu-tanging it") after a joint is smoked the roach is to be lit (wait until actual flame extinguishes) and swallowed

[fk-yeah]

Originally Posted by ISmellSkunk

We use the term "SmokeRide" round here. It's kind of straight forward and to the point which makes me think that it was probably made up by someone in my click but that's what I've always said.

straight up thug son, i'd bet it was one of your homies fo'shorty.

[Dr. Phil]

Originally Posted by AndyPL

*click*... *click*
Sheriff: Aha! McNulty, get in here! I've figured out what a... "doobie" is!
Deputy: Brilliant sir! We've finaly got an edge on all those druggies... err I mean... 'stoners'
Sheriff: Let's roll!



Also, how's this for a noob question: what exactly is a ROOR?

RooR is a company that makes water pipes(bongs).

[Glass Jar]

The Stoner's Lexicon:

-Duuuuude.
-Maaan.
-So like.....
-Yeah, man!
-Exactamundo.

/thread?

[jiookjiook]

Dime: $10 worth weed (.7-.9g)
Dub: $20 worth of weed (1.6-1.8g)
Eighth: $40 worth of weed (3.5-3.8g)

Spliff: Aka joint
Bleezy: Aka blunt
Vase: Aka bong
Superman: My bubbler's name.. R.I.P

Crutch: Piece of card paper, rolled and used as a filter to hold the shape of mouth piece.
Roach: End of the joint...(time to get that clip out .All u stoners know what im sayin )
Puff Puff Give: Take 2 hits.. pass it on. (Traditionally done with Blunts n Joints)
T.H.P: Two hit pass. (Traditionally done with Blunts n Joints)

O's: Smoke Ring
Ghost: Hold smoke in mouth, open your mouth for a sec and inhale.
French Inhale: Hold smoke in mouth, open your mouth a little bit and inhale through nose.

Toke: smoke
Get lifted: Get high
Flying: High as Fuck lol
Blazed: You'll know when u get there.. Hit me up when u do lol

Ganja: Weed
Dro: Weed
Marujuana: Weed
Mary Jane: Weed
Happy Grass: Weed
Herbs: Weed
Hydro: Weed grown in water. (if u ever get your hands on this. try it.. it will blow u away.)

Magic Brownies: weed brownies
Sugar Cookie: weed cookie
Cannabutter: Weed butter
Firecracker: Some gramcrackers made into a sandwich wit som peanut butter n weed.

Resin Ball: scrape the black shit in ur piece, roll it into a ball n smoke it


Haha Stay up.

[pocket biscuits]

microphone- when your holding the piece/joint/blunt/whatever and you won't stop talking long enough to even hit the damned thing, and you end up getting a lot of irksome looks.

[Dazy]

Hey I myself personally am a roller. but new to the site i see all these awsome pipes and terms i dont know. They are fumed and lined with what gold and silver or idk somebody help me out. My life long dream is to be hippie straight hippie and i cant do it being a dumbass. so what is all the fancy pipe talk???

[poncho]

i had to go to this drug class once and they gave me this huge packet of drug terms and their was one that was "baby slits" for ecstasy...hahaha

[PilkyHigh]

Slang in New Zealand:

Most of you have already mentioned the terms we use, but I'd just like to point out what that Aussie guy said was right. We refer to a 'bowl' as a cone.

Also, probably the most common weed term used here in Kiwiland is 'tinny'. Tinnies were usually a gram of weed wrapped up in tinfoil. Nowadays its a small $20 bag usually of the same amount, not necessarily wrapped in tinfoil. A 'tinny house' is basically a house in where a dealer grows their weed.