funniest shroom story ever

crusher101 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-31-2006, 06:09 AM

this came from a guy called room4shroom over at shroomery.org

"My friend Jeremy and I had planned a trip to Cedar Point for a month and we got everything all lined up in mid June. We planned to drive down and stay a couple nights in a hotel down there and come back a few days later. We bought about an ounce of pot and an ounce and a half of shrooms. We took his Mustang down to Sandusky going about 100mph the whole way which was sweet - once we got close and we could see the top of the roller coasters, we decided to take some of the shrooms. My friend Jeremy was completely new to shrooms and had only done them one other time in the past - He insisted on taking six grams dry in spite of my warnings not to, and I took about five. We got screwed in the parking lot and had to park in the very last, farther away spot in the whole fucking 10,000 square mile parking lot and it took about 45 minutes to walk to the entrance. By the time we got there we were both tripping our asses off like crazy. We somehow bought the tickets and decided to get some food once we were inside. To this day I still have no idea how we both managed to eat this amount of food without dying, but we each ordered a 52 ounce coke, two orders of elephant ears, an entire pepperoni pizza, and a bag of cotton candy. Eating this ridiculous amount of food put a bit of a damper on our high, but we were definitely nowhere close to sober. Being the two brilliant people that we were, we decided to go on the Power Tower as our first ride. Don't know if you've ever been to Cedar Point, but the Power Tower is basically this enormous ride that is about 300 feet up and has one side the blasts you off the ground at high speeds upwards, and another side that takes you up slowly and then drops you at the top. Again, we're geniuses, so we go for the side that goes up slowly and drops you. The park is packed, so we had to wait in line for about an hour and a half first...by the time we got on the ride we were both back in full swing with the shrooms. The ride itself allows two people on either end and four people on the other two side for a total of 12 people. Jeremy and I were on one of the ends that allows two people, and he was to my left - to his left, on the side that allows for four people, is a happy family of a mother, father, daughter and son (sitting in that order with the son to Jeremy's immediate left). Again, Jeremy and I are tripping our asses off very hard at this point. Jeremy way, way more than me - he's like swaying back and forth in his spot and looks pretty pale from what I can see, but then again I'm tripping like crazy too so I can't really tell all that well. Anyway, the ride starts going up and Jeremy's eyes look all glazed over and he's mumbling to himself and swaying back and forth, but I have no idea what to do since I'm so fucked up. I keep trying to comfort him and tell him things will be all right (even though we're slowing going upward to 300 feet only to plummet toward the Earth at about 90 mph). The ride keeps going up and up and it seems to take forever, but we finally get to the top. Once the ride stops, I look over at Jeremy and he looks super pale ... I'm looking over at him and trying to get his attention but he's in his own world. Suddenly, without warning, he starts projectile vomiting up all the pizza, the pop, the elephant ears, and the cotton candy over the edge of the ride. Again, we're sitting 300 feet up in the air and we're waiting to be dropped at any second. Jeremy is still throwing up as the ride drops and the vomit and us are suddenly in a race toward the Earth. We win that race easily and very quickly pass by the vomit which, by this point thanks to a very gentle breeze, has blown the majority of the vomit directly beneath the family to our left. It sprays all over their clothes and gets in their hair and all over their seats. The boy, who was about 13 maybe, starts screaming at the top of his lungs. (I would just like to remind you that all this is going on while I'm peaking on five grams). The ride reachs the bottom and is about to fling us upward again, but not before I look over and see the stupid-ass daughter looking up at the falling puke above her, opening her mouth to scream, and then consequently getting drenched literally, head to toe. So now the whole family to our left is covered in vomit, the boy and girl are screaming hysterically, Jeremy is swaying back and forth and has absolutely zero idea where he is or what is going on, and I'm witnessing all this happening while flying up and down close to 100mph and peaking on shrooms. So we blast off upwards again, and as I look down at the people who are getting smaller and smaller, I see the huge crowd of people waiting in line for the ride all running and jumping over railings and doing whatever it takes to get out of the way of about fifty gallons of puke that just slams into the ground, covering the people, parts of the ride, the railings, all the buttons and switches for running the ride...everything. So we blast upwards and then come back down and up a little, then down a little, and the ride is over and we're lowered to the ground while listening to the little girl and boy cry as their vomit-soaked parents try to console them. Jeremy's still completely gone. My mouth is hanging open wondering if this whole thing was just part of the trip and I'm still waiting in line for the ride to begin...
We're lowered to the ground, and I get a first hand look at how much damage Jeremy's puke did - which was extensive to say the least. Again, it's over absolutely everything. I help Jeremy get off the ride and he's sorta coming back to the real world a little just in time for us to turn to the crowd and get blasted with about 300 simultaneous "BOOs!" ... yes, almost everyone in line looked directly at Jeremy and me and boo-ed us. Needless to say, we got the fuck out of there and walked the whole odyssey back to the car and sat down next to it and each smoked a joint while laughing our asses off at what just transpired over the last couple hours.
The end"

ST3WY · #2 (**permalink**) 01-31-2006, 06:29 AM

that story was hilarious... o my god that should be in a movie or something...

DierWolf · #3 (**permalink**) 01-31-2006, 06:30 AM

Paragraphs son, Paragraphs.

Funny story though...

MagillaGorilla · #4 (**permalink**) 02-18-2009, 01:08 AM

paragraphs would be helpfull! haha

but i just read this exact same story on another blog place.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30210

funny thing is that me and my friend were thinking about going to kingsdominion and ride roller coasters and see people dressed up in costumes and stuff while on shrooms haha.
guess it's a pretty bad idea now thinking back on it.

DirtyPete · #5 (**permalink**) 02-18-2009, 01:32 AM

Haha, holy fuck.

This makes me think twice about getting into amusement park rides with strangers, you never know if there is a puker amongst them.

Smokentoke420 · #6 (**permalink**) 02-18-2009, 02:24 AM

I have to admit, that had me laughin pretty hard

Chronik-Judge · #7 (**permalink**) 02-18-2009, 02:37 AM

hurts eyes.

Smawrpg · #8 (**permalink**) 08-28-2009, 09:53 PM

reviving this thread cus its hilarious.

CT Burnin · #9 (**permalink**) 08-28-2009, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagillaGorilla

paragraphs would be helpfull! haha

but i just read this exact same story on another blog place.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30210

funny thing is that me and my friend were thinking about going to kingsdominion and ride roller coasters and see people dressed up in costumes and stuff while on shrooms haha.
guess it's a pretty bad idea now thinking back on it.

Funny thing is He posted this 3 years ago

Phillies · #10 (**permalink**) 08-28-2009, 10:16 PM

hahahahaaha omg that story is fucking great, im so glad i decided to read that whole thing... wow.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
true story	Kirby	Real Life Stories	34	08-11-2007 06:36 AM
In Need Of A Weed Story	Rezinn	General	1	01-24-2006 07:08 PM
Great Story.	o purple haze o	Real Life Stories	7	06-11-2005 02:39 AM
This Week's Corrupt Cops Story 9/24/04	ReformMaryJaneLaws	General Marijuana News from around the World	1	09-26-2004 05:48 AM
funniest story ever	Joint_girl	Real Life Stories	3	10-30-2003 11:30 PM

Site links

FAQ

Important

Extra

#1 (permalink) 01-31-2006, 06:09 AM
crusher101 salvia sager Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 1,048	funniest shroom story ever this came from a guy called room4shroom over at shroomery.org "My friend Jeremy and I had planned a trip to Cedar Point for a month and we got everything all lined up in mid June. We planned to drive down and stay a couple nights in a hotel down there and come back a few days later. We bought about an ounce of pot and an ounce and a half of shrooms. We took his Mustang down to Sandusky going about 100mph the whole way which was sweet - once we got close and we could see the top of the roller coasters, we decided to take some of the shrooms. My friend Jeremy was completely new to shrooms and had only done them one other time in the past - He insisted on taking six grams dry in spite of my warnings not to, and I took about five. We got screwed in the parking lot and had to park in the very last, farther away spot in the whole fucking 10,000 square mile parking lot and it took about 45 minutes to walk to the entrance. By the time we got there we were both tripping our asses off like crazy. We somehow bought the tickets and decided to get some food once we were inside. To this day I still have no idea how we both managed to eat this amount of food without dying, but we each ordered a 52 ounce coke, two orders of elephant ears, an entire pepperoni pizza, and a bag of cotton candy. Eating this ridiculous amount of food put a bit of a damper on our high, but we were definitely nowhere close to sober. Being the two brilliant people that we were, we decided to go on the Power Tower as our first ride. Don't know if you've ever been to Cedar Point, but the Power Tower is basically this enormous ride that is about 300 feet up and has one side the blasts you off the ground at high speeds upwards, and another side that takes you up slowly and then drops you at the top. Again, we're geniuses, so we go for the side that goes up slowly and drops you. The park is packed, so we had to wait in line for about an hour and a half first...by the time we got on the ride we were both back in full swing with the shrooms. The ride itself allows two people on either end and four people on the other two side for a total of 12 people. Jeremy and I were on one of the ends that allows two people, and he was to my left - to his left, on the side that allows for four people, is a happy family of a mother, father, daughter and son (sitting in that order with the son to Jeremy's immediate left). Again, Jeremy and I are tripping our asses off very hard at this point. Jeremy way, way more than me - he's like swaying back and forth in his spot and looks pretty pale from what I can see, but then again I'm tripping like crazy too so I can't really tell all that well. Anyway, the ride starts going up and Jeremy's eyes look all glazed over and he's mumbling to himself and swaying back and forth, but I have no idea what to do since I'm so fucked up. I keep trying to comfort him and tell him things will be all right (even though we're slowing going upward to 300 feet only to plummet toward the Earth at about 90 mph). The ride keeps going up and up and it seems to take forever, but we finally get to the top. Once the ride stops, I look over at Jeremy and he looks super pale ... I'm looking over at him and trying to get his attention but he's in his own world. Suddenly, without warning, he starts projectile vomiting up all the pizza, the pop, the elephant ears, and the cotton candy over the edge of the ride. Again, we're sitting 300 feet up in the air and we're waiting to be dropped at any second. Jeremy is still throwing up as the ride drops and the vomit and us are suddenly in a race toward the Earth. We win that race easily and very quickly pass by the vomit which, by this point thanks to a very gentle breeze, has blown the majority of the vomit directly beneath the family to our left. It sprays all over their clothes and gets in their hair and all over their seats. The boy, who was about 13 maybe, starts screaming at the top of his lungs. (I would just like to remind you that all this is going on while I'm peaking on five grams). The ride reachs the bottom and is about to fling us upward again, but not before I look over and see the stupid-ass daughter looking up at the falling puke above her, opening her mouth to scream, and then consequently getting drenched literally, head to toe. So now the whole family to our left is covered in vomit, the boy and girl are screaming hysterically, Jeremy is swaying back and forth and has absolutely zero idea where he is or what is going on, and I'm witnessing all this happening while flying up and down close to 100mph and peaking on shrooms. So we blast off upwards again, and as I look down at the people who are getting smaller and smaller, I see the huge crowd of people waiting in line for the ride all running and jumping over railings and doing whatever it takes to get out of the way of about fifty gallons of puke that just slams into the ground, covering the people, parts of the ride, the railings, all the buttons and switches for running the ride...everything. So we blast upwards and then come back down and up a little, then down a little, and the ride is over and we're lowered to the ground while listening to the little girl and boy cry as their vomit-soaked parents try to console them. Jeremy's still completely gone. My mouth is hanging open wondering if this whole thing was just part of the trip and I'm still waiting in line for the ride to begin... We're lowered to the ground, and I get a first hand look at how much damage Jeremy's puke did - which was extensive to say the least. Again, it's over absolutely everything. I help Jeremy get off the ride and he's sorta coming back to the real world a little just in time for us to turn to the crowd and get blasted with about 300 simultaneous "BOOs!" ... yes, almost everyone in line looked directly at Jeremy and me and boo-ed us. Needless to say, we got the fuck out of there and walked the whole odyssey back to the car and sat down next to it and each smoked a joint while laughing our asses off at what just transpired over the last couple hours. The end"

#2 (permalink) 01-31-2006, 06:29 AM
ST3WY Midnight Toker Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: BTown Indiana Posts: 307	that story was hilarious... o my god that should be in a movie or something... __________________

#3 (permalink) 01-31-2006, 06:30 AM
DierWolf Ganja Guru Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Caribbean Posts: 4,240	Paragraphs son, Paragraphs. Funny story though... __________________ Signature removed for violation of the signature rule.

#4 (permalink) 02-18-2009, 01:08 AM
MagillaGorilla Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 47	Re: funniest shroom story ever paragraphs would be helpfull! haha but i just read this exact same story on another blog place. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30210 funny thing is that me and my friend were thinking about going to kingsdominion and ride roller coasters and see people dressed up in costumes and stuff while on shrooms haha. guess it's a pretty bad idea now thinking back on it.

#5 (permalink) 02-18-2009, 01:32 AM
DirtyPete Freaker By The Speaker Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: N̵̨̢̦̖̦̱̭̩̪̟̱̞͇̄͛ͧͥͨ́͐͌̌ͯͧ̏̇̽̀Y̅̏ͭ̑͑͑̆̓͊͆ͭ͌&# Posts: 8,895	Re: funniest shroom story ever Haha, holy fuck. This makes me think twice about getting into amusement park rides with strangers, you never know if there is a puker amongst them.

#7 (permalink) 02-18-2009, 02:37 AM
Chronik-Judge Bongloads sir? Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,731 Blog Entries: 2	Re: funniest shroom story ever hurts eyes. __________________ MY PC GROW (LED + FLUO) 2 WhiteWiddowXSkunkClones

#8 (permalink) 08-28-2009, 09:53 PM
Smawrpg Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NH Posts: 833	Re: funniest shroom story ever reviving this thread cus its hilarious. __________________ On the other side of the Earth Waiting as the world turns.

#10 (permalink) 08-28-2009, 10:16 PM
Phillies Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Humboldt County Posts: 51	Re: funniest shroom story ever hahahahaaha omg that story is fucking great, im so glad i decided to read that whole thing... wow.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)