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Old 01-13-2006, 07:58 PM
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the irony in pot, cereal, and masturbation.

so, i was watching an educational program last night about circumcisions. and, of course, the topic of masturbation arose...
it turns out that the Kellogg's cereal guy (i am not sure of his first name) disagreed with masturbation, for he viewed it as a sin. somehow, he thought, it was showing that you didn't love God (WHACKJOB). thus, kellogg's ceral was born because he thought that eating his cereal could substitute for jerking off (?).
anyway, i thought it was funny how, because of ganja, i eat cereal and masturbate more than i ever have in my life.


fun fact that i thought you kids could enjoy...
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Old 01-14-2006, 12:02 AM
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I actually heard that before, and I believe he thought it could be given to people as a "cure" for masterbaiting
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Thats interesting.
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So u gotta have a good jack off to cereal ratio?
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Old 01-14-2006, 07:36 AM
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lol his whole idea is pretty fucked up . . .
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Not exactly...

Kellog happened to be a chirstian nut who had an anal complex bigger then that Rocco porn dude

The bran cereal he produced was meant to make bowl movements blah blah blah

Yet another sick piece of shit religious asshole who should have been shot instead of followed

His answer to girls/boys playing with themselves was to burn the clit or glands on the penis with acid forever stopping the sinful bizneeez on top of working them like dogs and watching their every move right down to taking a shit

If I could travel back in time mr. peabody style I'd beat that son of a bitch to death with my dick slice up any parent who actually allowed him to do this to a kid without the kids consent and i donno sneeze on a dino to see what the future would bring lol

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/ma...arvey-kellogg/
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/ma...gs-cornflakes/

If you've had your willy lopped up at birth without consent you can thank this scumbag in part for the pratice staying in tred with the average stupid parents fear of social taboo or embarassment

In otherwords ya'll aren't up to snuff not because it gets dirtier then a cut one but because some dick decided you have no right to do with your body as ya please from birth and yet more nuts somehow decided your the property of said nuts to the point of giving an ok to cut a piece of you off (for no logical reason once people started bathing once a day)

You can also blame 'em and your parents for roughly a 50% drop off in working nerve endings down there as the deed requires some know-it-all to RIP the glands away from the foreskin before it's removed not to mention all the day in day out rubbing on boxers/ect
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this reminds me of the "badger badger" flash animation.

"cereal cereal cereal cereal cereal cereal MASTURBATION MASTURBAaaaAAAaaaTION, cereal cereal.....etc" haha.
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I jackoff before I even get out of bed so he didn't think of that.
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I saw that special too, I think it was "Tech of the Wild, Wild West" on the History Channel.
Funny shit...
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lol thats a good point, pretty funny
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HAHAx's a million to DankSpank that shit was hilarious and that signature made it so much more funny for some reason +rep
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Kellog happened to be a chirstian nut who had an anal complex bigger then that Rocco porn dude
Haha. I've seen that guy.
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