Post a picture of yourself thread

[NuBBiN]

I had dolphin shot into my abdomen....skittles....mmm

[namron_420s]

did you know that dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex solely for the pleasure of it?

[NuBBiN]

did you know that the part of the brain that is responsible for abstract thought, love, speech, and bananas is three times the size in a dolphin than man?...this leads many experts to believe that porposes are actually the most intelligent lifeform on the planet...think about it..theyre that intelligent, but unlike us ape creatures who have to build things..thy've leaned to live in harmony with their surroundings....and for hundreds of years, books and reports have proved that whales/dolphins are constantly trying to have contact with us...and porposes can communicate across distances of miles...and their babies arent born with the capabilities to speak..they must be tought..just like human children must be tought...tought is not spelt "tought"....drugs...

[namron_420s]

i went out with the ex last night.

[namron_420s]

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons.
Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind of the danger; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means shortly before the Vogons arrived.
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the "Star Sprangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.
In fact there was only one species on the planet more intelligent than dolphins, and they spent a lot of their time in behavioural research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.

-douglas adams


neato, in my opinion..........neato

[IGotTheCottons]

Originally posted by namron_420s
i have my eyebrow pierced, and had my hand pierced.........haha...m&m's are good.....mmm

the most i've had at once was 2 in my right eyebrow, 6 in each ear (including traguses), both nipples and my tongue... all together i've had nearly 40 piercings this guy still has me beat by a long shot though... i lost count at around 70 or so on just one side of his face, lol